1. Mike fink doesn’t kill animals with his toothpick like Sally Ann he cares for animals and likes them

2. John Henry will bring slavery back by having 10 year olds swinging hammers and that could be dangerous

3. Cocka doodle doo vote for Mike Fink and he will take care of you

4. Mike fink may be 102 but he is still rough and tough and will keep you safe

5. Mike fink is the common man he understands your problems and will help you he’s been through the toughest jobs ever

6. Mike fink got this hat for a reason

7. HYPERBOLE’S NEW OLYMPIC SPORT IF JOHN HENRY IS PRESIDANT

8. THIS IS A DAILY ACTIVITY IF SALLY ANN IS PRESIDANT