1. Previously on 100 Days of Awesome:
ANASTASIA (V.O.): I’m not old enough to have a Teen.
ANASTASIA (V.O.): No, really, I’m not. Do the math.

2. ANASTASIA (V.O.): A complete waste, I tell you. He’s squeaky
clean. In terms of WTDs, I mean. Not in terms of wanting a ring
on his finger first.
ANASTASIA (V.O.): Well, okay, so it wasn’t a complete waste. If
you know what I mean.

3. ANASTASIA (V.O.): He’s not real involved, and we’re both okay
with that, but now that Georgie’s getting older, she has a right to
decide if she wants to get to know him better.

4. REBECCA (V.O.): Well! What was that for?
PONG (V.O.) (with feeling): I love you.
REBECCA (V.O.): I love you too. Did you accomplish what you
needed to do?
PONG (V.O.): Yes. I love you, Rebecca. I mean, I really, really
love you.

5. Hello, and welcome to 100 Days of Awesome, starring the made-of-
Awesome Tsvirkunov family. They are currently running at nine
objectives accomplished for nine days of trying, and if some of that
involves the community lot rule, well, that’s perfectly legal.
The 100 Days Challenge was created by Callista over at the old
Boolprop, and the only change I’ve made is to decide that it’s okay
for Sims to go to work or school.

6. REBECCA: Mom said you’d be perfect for today’s challenge. I
don’t know if you’re okay with it, though.
ANASTASIA: What is it?
REBECCA: “Get pregnant.”
ANASTASIA: Sign me up! What’s the community lot task? Is that
up my alley too?
REBECCA: It’s “First Woohoo!”
ANASTASIA: Oh. Nobody in the house is qualified for that one.
REBECCA: Nope.

7. ANASTASIA: Sure, there are some people who would let their
kids do that. And the word for them is “piss-poor parents.”
ANASTASIA: Okay, so that’s three words. It’s still true. Allyn can
decide what she wants and when she wants it… after she’s grown
up.

8. ALLYN: I’d like to have a large family. Like six or so kids, maybe.
Maybe even more.
ALLYN: I like it when they walk around in their underpants. I
mean, I haven’t seen any real boys in their underpants, but I like
those ads, you know, with Tybalt Capp? And I think it’s so
awesome that he’s not afraid to wear a little makeup. But I couldn’t
ever marry an old guy. Gray hair? Euuuuugh!

9. ANASTASIA (V.O.): Okay, now, the easy way to do this is to just
get with the maid. I mean, we don’t have the best relationship, but
I’ve got all day.
ANASTASIA (V.O.): On the other hand… Have you seen him?

10. DON PLATZ, THE MAID: Really? Did she say what she didn’t
like about me? Because I can do more of it.

11. ANASTASIA: Okay, give me a good one. Lots of chemistry, and
not too strict in the morals department.
MATCHMAKER: I’m not sure how I feel about that set of
instructions…
ANASTASIA: Here’s three thousand over and above your usual
fee.
MATCHMAKER: You know, I feel pretty good about them. One
loose man, coming right up!

12. MATCHMAKER (V.O.): It’s not that great a match. I mean, I’m
not going to turn down three thousand extra simoleons. But there’s
a word for someone who provides willing woohoo partners on a
moment’s notice, and it’s not “matchmaker.” If she can pull it off,
I’ll be impressed.

13. ANASTASIA (V.O.): Three hours! Three [bleep]ing hours, and I
finally get him to accept a Wolf Whistle! That [bleep]ing
matchmaker ripped me off!
ANASTASIA (V.O.): It never used to be this hard. All I had to do
was snap my fingers, and they’d come a-running…

14. REBECCA: Anastasia seems to be really struggling.
PONG: Mmm-hmm.
REBECCA: I feel bad for her.
PONG: Mmm-hmm. You can’t smell desperate for things like that.
You know what I mean?
REBECCA: Yup.
REBECCA: Maybe we should give the cameraman a break, huh?

15. ANASTASIA: I don’t get it! I’m just as good as I was when I was
younger -- better! I know a lot more now. So maybe I’m not quite
as -- as perky as I used to be, but there’s nothing wrong with a little
-- a little patina.
ANASTASIA: You know what the worst part is?

16. ANASTASIA (V.O.): The worst part is that before the date was
over, I thought what a good husband Georgie’s dad would make.
(wails) I barely even know him!
ANASTASIA’S DATE: Do I want to know why that guy is
wandering around in his underpants?
ANASTASIA: Probably not.

17. REBECCA: Really? Okay, I’ll give you three guesses, and the first
two don’t count.

18. REBECCA (calls): I’m making a Nutella and pickle sandwich --
does anybody else want one?

19. ABBEY (V.O.): I think we can count the day as a success.

20. ABBEY: Today, I’m not so sure about. Someone needs to be struck
by lightning, but that’s not very common in the middle of winter.

21. ABBEY (V.O.): I mean, I did buy a Weathernaught 57X. It’s a
good model -- Consumer Reports gave it five stars -- but I don’t
know if anyone will be gold or higher when they wake up. I’m only
in high green, and I don’t want to risk the thing backfiring.

22. ABBEY (laughs): If only we could get Percy to work the machine.
I’m sure she’s in platinum right now. She loves Fetch.

23. ANASTASIA (V.O.): So yeah, I got to do the community lot task
again today. Finally!

24. ANASTASIA (V.O.): I think it’s pretty cool that they have a photo
booth at City Hall. I mean, I guess it makes sense, since people
need photos for passports and driver’s licenses and stuff. And
there’s nothing wrong with wanting a picture of me and Abhijeet,
is there? He’s my daughter’s father, we should have a picture.

25. ANASTASIA (V.O.): Yes, photo booths have more than one use.
Yes, this particular photo booth got put to very good use. Why do
you always assume that my community lot tasks have to do with
woohoo?

26. ABBEY: The community lot task was “Woohoo A Service Sim.”
Why? What did she tell you it was?

27. REBECCA: Mmmmmm! What was that for?
PONG: In case I don’t come back.
REBECCA: In case you don’t come back? Don’t come back from
what?

28. PONG (V.O.): I’m going to call down the lightning. You never
know about those things -- it might be dangerous.
REBECCA (V.O.): So poetic all of a sudden!

29. PONG (V.O.): Not poetic -- just literal.

30. PONG (V.O.): If anything happens to me, be sure to tell Winnie
and the baby every single day just how much I love them.
REBECCA (V.O.): I will, but I won’t need to. Stop being silly and
go “call down the lightning.”

33. PONG: Aaaaaand I didn’t die or anything. Now I do feel kind of
silly.

34. ANASTASIA: Frammit, Mom! I already did one of our tasks
today! Next time you do this!

35. ANASTASIA: Why is it always me all of a sudden? I can’t
remember the last time Rebecca did anything. I help out. Mom
helps out. Pong helps out. System crash, even Allyn helps out, or
tries to.

36. ANASTASIA (V.O.): But do I get a “Good job, Anastasia!” or a
“Thanks for helping out!”? No. I get a “Why didn’t you do make
the deadline?” or a “We have another dirty job for you to do. You
won’t mind, because you’re easy.”

37. ANASTASIA (V.O.): Well, you know what? I’m sick of it! If they
all think I’m a floozy, I’m going to corrupted files act like one!

38. REBECCA: Oh, Pong, how could you?!
PONG: How could I what?
REBECCA: How could you go and cheat on me with my sister?
PONG: Cheat on you? We’re playing punch-you-punch-me!
REBECCA: In our bedroom! With her in that skimpy little nightie!
When I look like a hippo because I am pregnant with your baby!

39. PONG: Rebecca, you’re beautiful!
REBECCA: Oh, you’re just saying that. Because I’m not. And
because you don’t want me to know that you went and fell in love
with my sister. I heard the swoopy harp sound effects!
PONG: Rebecca, sound effects don’t tell the whole story --
REBECCA: So you are in love with her! I knew it, I knew it!
PONG: Relationship panels aren’t always accurate gauges. I only
want to be with you.
REBECCA: Sure you do! Next you’ll be telling me that you have
more bolts for my mother than for me, but it doesn’t matter!
PONG: Oooh, that was a low blow! Not fair! Look, I’m going to
head out, okay? So we both have time to cool off.

40. REBECCA (OFF): I knew it! You’re leaving me! You don’t love
me anymore!
ABBEY: Hey, do you think you could cheat somebody at chess
while you’re out? It’s our community lot task for the day.
PONG: Not a good time to ask that, Abbey.

41. PONG (V.O.): And even if I were willing to cheat someone at
chess, which I’m not, they don’t have a chess board where I’m
going.

42. PONG: I am going to buy every single carton of strawberries they
have. And then I am going to take them home, so Rebecca can
drink the juice. This is getting ridiculous.

43. PONG (V.O.): I didn’t sign up for any of this. I just want to have a
happy, normal family with my wife and my daughter and the baby,
whatever it turns out to be. I don’t want cameras following me
around all the time.
PONG (V.O.): I don’t know how much more of this I can take.

44. ABBEY (V.O.): Getting the actual task done today was
anticlimactic, a little nothing. Anastasia invited her date from two
days ago over and gave him a makeover.

45. ABBEY (V.O.): I don’t think he liked the results, but he didn’t
have to. “Give a townie a makeover,” they said, not “Give a townie
a makeover they’ll love.” And it’s not important anyway.

46. ABBEY (V.O.): No, what’s important is Pong and Rebecca.
REBECCA: I just want you to know: I’m not furious at you
anymore.
PONG: You’re not?
REBECCA: No. Strawberry juice is good for that.

47. PONG: I’m so glad to hear that! Rebecca, I love you and the kids
so much --
REBECCA: Um, no. No rubbing the belly. And maybe you should
sleep on the couch tonight.
PONG: But I thought you said you weren’t furious anymore.
REBECCA: I did. But “I’m not furious” isn’t the same as “You’re
forgiven.”
PONG: But --
REBECCA: Couch.

48. Score
Objectives accomplished on the home lot: 3
Objectives accomplished on a community lot: 1
Total points: 4
Total points from last time: 17
GRAND TOTAL: 21
Days played: 18 out of 100