1. What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards.

2. What is height of laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk

3. What is height of Craziness? Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

4. What is height of Forgetfulness? Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

5. What is height of Stupidity? A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

6. What is height of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

7. What is height of Suicide? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

8. What is height of De-hydration? A cow giving milk powder.