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Marriages Sets & Upsets
- 1. Marriage: Sets and upsets Help me Marriages are made in heaven but performed on earth March 8, 2011 Disclaimer: All opinions expressed here are mine and does not reflect the Firm’s outlook in any case Gurpreet Singh
- 2. What is Marriage? Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus So, Marriage is a Marriages bond are between 3 performed on planets earth Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 3. Marriage: Types a) Love marriage b) Arranged Marriage Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 4. Marriage: Types (Reality) a) Love marriage Man himself comes in front of a running car b) Arranged Marriage Here, the Man is hit by a running car in the back Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 5. Marriage: The X Factor Syndrome The Woman The Man (Wife) (Husband) (Divergence (Divergence Curve) Curve) Marriage (The Happiness point) The Woman The Man (Strangers) (Strangers) (Convergence (Convergence Curve) Curve) Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 6. Weapons of mass destruction AK47 // M6 Nuclear Explosion B 2 Bomber Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 7. Weapons of mass destruction ▪ These weapons are outdated. Now, these weapons are replaced with the new ones Outdated Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 8. Weapons of mass destruction(NEW) What MEN think! 1) Rolling Pin Latest Red means danger Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 9. Weapons of mass destruction (NEW) 2) Frying Pan Latest Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 10. Weapons of mass destruction (NEW) 3) TV Queen: Ekta Kapoor Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 11. Weapons of mass destruction (NEW) 4) Shopping - Sale Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 12. Weapons of mass destruction Priority-wise Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 13. Marriage: what WOMEN think! Some Prince charming would come on a horse But, this happens only in cartoon films Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 14. Actually, this happens Married I love you since 7 days Of course, Married I love you. since 7 months If I hadn’t Married loved you, since 7 I’d have gone away. years Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 15. Actually, this happens Darling, Married your mother is since 7 on the phone days It’s for you ! Married since 7 months Married PhOOOOne ! since 7 years Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 16. Actually, this happens Completely Agree Married with you! since 7 days I don’t agree! Married since 7 months Are you stupid Married Or what ??? since 7 years Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 17. Actually, this happens You look Married beautiful since 7 in that dress days A new Married dress since 7 AGAIN ? months Married since 7 How much ? years Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 18. Actually, this happens A Married Flower since 7 days A Married Cauli since 7 Flower months Married since 7 Cactus Flower years Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 19. Mantras for a happy married life 1) Love, respect and give the required breathing space to your spouse 2) Always have a smile on your face while saying ‘Mummy JI’ to your Mother-in-law 3) Never forget to celebrate these 3 dates: Marriage anniversary,Valentines day, Wife’s b’day, Father-in law’s bday, Mother-in-law’s bday and so on…. 4) Never marry a Scrum-coach else your family planning session would turn into a Sprint planning one 5) Lastly: always take your wife in the loop while preparing such PPTs which can be ‘Risky’ for your personal life P.S.: I am happily married Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
- 20. Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |