Third Issue: Runtime Modularity1. Nº3
RUNTIME
MODULARITY
WITH
JOHN JIM
GETCOLONY.COM
2. JOHN NEEDS TO ROLLOUT A NEW VERSION OF HIS SOFTWARE
THIS WEEK, AND HE ALREADY KNOWS HOW MUCH OF A HASSLE IT WILL BE...
MAN... THAT RIGHT... SO I WAS SAYING...
?
GIRL FROM LAST I’M ACTUALLY IN A VERY
NIGHT WAS BAD MOOD AS I HAVE
JUST SO... TO DO A PRODUCTION
ROLLOUT OF THE
FEATURES I HAVE
RIGHT...HEHE... DEVELOPED. I DON’T GET IT...
THE COMIC STARTED WHERE’S THE PROBLEM
ALREADY JOHN !!! IN THAT?
IT DEPARTMENT KNOC
KNOC
MEGA CORP OH GOD,
SERVERS KNOC
ARE DOWN!!!
TAP PLEASE DON’T LET ARE YOU
TAP THEM KILL ME! THERE?
TAP
I CAN’T ACCESS
C++ MY CRM, YOU’RE MAKING
HOLY ?$#@! ME LOSE CUSTOMERS!
ARE YOU OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!!!
CRAZY??
MAINTENANCE PERIODS GO ON EVEN LONGER BECAUSE
HE CAN’T FOCUS WITH EVERYONE WANTING
TO LAY THE BLAME ON HIM!
THAT’S A
FREAKIN’
TRAGEDY!
OMG!
WHAAT??
?? WHY DO YOU HAVE
? TO SHUT EVERYTHING
MY EMAILS! DOWN TO ROLLOUT
NOOOO! YOUR FEATURES!?
IS THERE
REALLY ANOTHER
THE SERVERS WAY ?!? OF COURSE!
WILL BE DOWN LET ME EXPLAIN
FROM 8 TO 12 A.M. HOW I DO IT
TOMORROW! USING COLONY.
EVERYONE IN JOHN’S COMPANY HATES SYSTEM MAINTENANCE
PERIODS. THEY THINK THAT THINGS HAVE TO SHUTDOWN BECAUSE
THE IT DEPARTMENT IS JUST A BUNCH OF LAZY PEOPLE.
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3. FORGET ABOUT IT...
AS I WAS SAYING...
I FEEL A MY COMPANY IS RUNNING ITS
STRANGE SENSE SOFTWARE INFRASTRUCTURE ON
OF DEJA VU! COLONY AND AS I THINK
I HAVE EXPLAINED TO
HOW SO ? YOU BEFORE...
THEY WILL ATTACH AND
YOU ALWAYS COME TO
EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T DETACH THEMSELVES FROM
ME WITH A PROBLEM
REMEMBER IT... COLONY IS THEIR EXTENSION POINTS
I HAVE NO AND I ALWAYS TELL
IDEA ABOUT WHAT YOU THAT COLONY MODULAR ALL THE WAY. SMOOTHLY KEEPING THE
YOU ARE TALKING IS THE SOLUTION! EVERYTHING IS A PLUGIN! REST OF THE APPLICATION
ABOUT... YOU CAN ADD NEW PLUGINS, RUNNING FULL TILT!
CHANGE THEM, REMOVE THEM,
LOAD THEM, UNLOAD THEM,
ALL ON-THE-FLY, WITHOUT
ANY KIND OF RESTART.
INCOMING
SO WHEN I WANT TO ADD NEW
FEATURE!!
FEATURES TO AN EXISTING
APPLICATION I SIMPLY
DEPLOY MY NEW PLUGINS
AND THAT’S IT!
HEY! THERE’S NOW
A NEW FEATURE IN
SOCIAL
THE APPLICATION! MANAGE
R
YEAH! SEEMS I GOT MY SERVICES ARE
IT TOO, I WAS WORKING ON NO LONGER NEEDED,
ANOTHER AREA OF THE APP I’M DROPPING OUT!
AND DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE! BYE BYE!
AWESOME! JUST HEAD OVER TO:
THAT WOULD DEFINITELY
GETCOLONY.COM
KEEP ME FROM STRESSING
OUT ALL THE TIME!
WHERE CAN I GET IT?
DUDE... I’M PRETTY SURE getcolony.com
I’VE TOLD YOU THE ADDRESS
AT LEAST A COUPLE OF TIMES
BEFORE... BUT HERE IT open-source
GOES AGAIN... easy setup
intuitive documentation
getting started video tutorials
I AM ONLY THE NARRATOR, BUT I THINK JOHN SHOULD
DEFINITELY SEE A DOCTOR...
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