A collection of dog prayers.

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Presented by I M CONFIDENT Niagara Canada

2. Dear God: Is it on purpose that our
names are spelled the same, only in
reverse?

3. Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers,
But seldom, if ever, smell one another?

4. Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit
on your couch? Or will it be the same old story?

5. Dear God: Why are there cars named after The jaguar, the cougar, the
mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE Named for
a Dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around?
We love a nice car ride!
Would it be so hard to rename The 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

6. Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no
human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?

7. Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal
instructions, hand
signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,
electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee Flight paths.
What do humans understand?

8. Dear God: More meatballs,
less spaghetti, please.

9. Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?
If there are, will I have to apologize?

10. 'IN GOD WE TRUST'