1. Speech by God Eva Millôr Fernandes
... Eva, suddenly, discovering a beautiful waterfall, resolved to take a bath of Rio. The creation full then spied one thing linda that nobody knew. AND When Eva left the bathroom, all wet in the inaugural world, that morning the primeval chaos, was really so wonderful that angels, arcanjos and querubins, to see the first woman naked on Earth, not halted, began to beat palmas and screams excited:
Author! The author! The author!
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P.S.-this speech the omnipotent being disclosed for the first time in all times, here in this book. Was never published before, not even his body Official Bible.
My dear,I've created because the world was half empty, and man, Solitaire. Paradise was perfect and, therefore, no future. The trees, nobody to criticise them; gardens, nobody to modify them; the snakes, nobody to listen to them. It was for what I did. He nor realized and twist the centuries to perceive it. IS slow, homenzinho. But have to understand, was the first human creature in all my life. I had to use clay, precarious material, although malleable. It already used the cartilage of Adam, more difficult to work, more stubborn, but more noble. Caprichei in your vocal chords, You can talk more and more smoothly. Your body is better smooth finished, more more Redondo, more mobile, and I put some details which, I believe, will make much success by times out. Hey Adam while sleeps;. He pensara that és it. You always dominarás. Slave, as a mother, as a woman, Rock, neighbour, wife of neighbor. The gods, my descendants; prophets, public-relations my, legislators, my lawyers; prohibit-te construed as lust, such as adultery, as a crime, and even how to attack the modesty! But they will resist and themselves not chorarão pecarem as Saints after; as heretics, just after we your arms, refusing the own beliefs; as traitors, after changing the law to serve you. And you just meneios, viverás.Nasces wise, make sure all your resources, while the man, rude and primary, must strive to lifetime to acquire a little goods that shall deposit humildemente in your bed. Will! When I asked him if he wanted a woman, and explained that it was a pleasure above all others, it asked whether it was a river even better. I RI. Man and a simplório.Or a cynic. Haven't understood well, I think that I did, now its similar.Hey, it agrees. Vai. Give me a kiss and will. Hmmmm, I thought that was so good. Hmmmm, ótimol is going! Is not to try, girl! Will He agrees. Comes coming here. Look at the faces of amazement. Smiles! Ah, I I divert much over the next few centuries!