3. VINNICHA AKKA
[Y/Z
Vinnicha Akka as unique as her
name . I know her from the
National Military camp .The real
name actually is Sharelin Vinnisha
Victor but I really like the other
way of calling her , Vinnicha Akka .
She is a very sweet and gentle
person in my view . But some
times , she will just chastise me in a
good way. In this book I will give
you a clear imaginal picture in your
mind . She got a various good
attitude wants me to follow . I really
like to disturb her all the time even
people made a most racist statement
about me and her as we are from
different races . And here's the
story began ...
5. In the first day of my National military camp I was
literally confused where were the loo located . The
ridiculous is , the loo is located right in the kitchen
and obviously there's no signboard show wether
which is for male or female . I accidentally went
into the females' loo which located at the right
hand side . This most hilarious moment I can't
actually forget until now . At the jammed moment
females who just pass by , they gave a kind look
which is awkward for me . But I felt no shame
because I know not about that's a females' loo
where I came out from recently . I knew I went
into a females ' loo after akka mention it .
“Excuse me .” said akka.
“Yes , What can I do for you ?” I said
“Dude , aren't you just came out from the females'
loo ?”
“What ?” I shocked .
“I just saw you came out from the loo in the right
nor the left ...” and she chuckled.
“....... I.... think so I went into the wrong one .” “As
I said .”
At that moment , I get to shy as my face gone red
that was before .
After that happened , me and akka get into know
each other closer . The first I actually thought she
just a nerd or what .
But the more I associate with her , the more I found out
the real of her life. She is very interesting by the way .
And the day after that happened , I tried the best to talk
to her more and associate with her friends as well. “It's
such fun still exist ? “ in my mind repeated. The reason.
Nerdiness is her covering to prevent people from play
with her was before this training in the military camp , I
was friendless and a total lonely as no one to talk to
when I'm sad . I was treated like a ball kicked from zero
degree to three hundred sixty degree . So at the point I
started my conversation. “Ahloo... “I echoed
“Yes? “
“Sister , How do I addresses you ?”
“You can called me Sharelin but I love to name myself
Sharrel .”
“...Sharelin....”
“What about this ? I called you vinnicha
akka ?”
“Why you called me an akka ?”
“...Just because you looks familiar .”
“Your wish dude ... as long the name is sweet .” “I'm
pretty certain that the name as sweet as you .” and she
smiled . In the military camp , males and females are
not allowed to associate with each other . Therefore I
alert all the time when I talk with her and her friends to
prevent trainer shout our name from far . It's very
shameful when someone shouted our name in a very
6. terror way . It looks like want to engulf both of us
into his throat to stomach .
At that moment , I did not knew she is a Christian
until she mentioned it . As in the military camp we
are not allowed to communicate with each other as
I mentioned . If it so , I started a small prayer
meeting on every night eight O 'clock sharp . As
the Bible mentioned though , have fellowship with
each other . This is where we got into . And also an
opportunity to let me explore the best attitude of
her for me to learn in.
“Akka , I think we need to start a small prayer
meeting here as there's nothing is new here and
let's make one .” I never knew that I actually made
an history out of it .
“Sure , why not ? “
“Alright then .”
From that day a Prayer meeting was established .
But there's a few of great idiots try their best to
destroy our plan . From that problem , both of us
stands still like a real brother and sister even
though from different race , different state . She
always encouraged me when I'm down . Like a
bottle of water was given to me when I'm thirst .
Other way of saying it , is like a refreshment in the
desert .
8. Three weeks after that , Trainer announce that we
have our four days of holidays for Chinese new
year as well holidays given to the Non- Chinese .
So what happened was , on that day of going back
to hometown of our own , I missed out the bus
which will head to Jetty for back to Penang . As
the trainer announced this in a very monotonic
pitch of voice . I can't really heard what he
babbled. As I 'm in the loo. After I done what I
suppose to do in the loo , I get up to the lobby.
“Hey , you little punk ! Why are you still here ? “
One of the trainer glared and screamed at me .
“What ?”
“Kick your ass man ! Your freaking bus already left
this place for 25 minutes ago .”
“What ? I was in the loo having my business sir .”
“Is that an excellent excuse ? Come on! Think a
better excuse to make.”
“Is this an excuse to you? This is just the honest
statement, sir . ” I uttered angrily. “Alright , be
cool .”
The moment trainer try to calm me down as I
completely tempered at him . Suddenly , akka head
towards me and ask him about the bus . The
trainer got overwhelmed .
“Let me guess.....You missed out the bus too ?”
“What do you expect me to listen to your
monotonic announcement when I was in the dorm pack
up my luggage ?”
“Alright I will get both of you into the bus then .” The
trainer got annoyed.
That trainer remain silent and seems like the trainer
afraid of my akka .
And that all happened , I looked unto her and smiled .
As a sign shown “What a coincident ?” I never knew we
were in the same van and in the same way to head to the
bus we missed .On the way head to the bus, we
relatively had a long conversation .
“Hey , Akka you missed out the bus too ?
Which bus you missed ?”
“The bus where drop me in somewhere called Jetty .”
“The Penang Jetty , you mean ?”
“Yes.”
“Wow.....Same as mine .”
“....You too?” She got shocked .
“Yes..”
As we in our conversation , the van was stopped by the
bus we missed . That time , trainer commanded both of
us to get up to that bus . Both of us completely terrified
and afraid that people will scream at us , mock at us and
scold us because of miss the bus on the way of them
back home .I crept into the bus and mumbled “I hope
there's no one will throw their shoe at me and akka .”
But thank God no one dare to do so . Not only that,
9. people are welcoming us in. Also there's two blank
sits . I was terrified and relieved hence I sits on the
pavement instead of the sits . In the bus both of us
have a free conversation .For there's no any other
trainer that's going to interrupt our conversation.
Also , by the time the bus engine ignited , she
began to text her
boy. Obviously I 'm the only naughty person stand
by her and watch what she typed . And she turn
her head to the right , I got shocked .
“Akka , who are you texting ?” “Vicki.”
“Vicki? Wow , so romantic of you !” “Who said I'm
romantic ?”
“I said so .”
“.........Hmmm.”
Actually I found her able to take care of others as
herself . Therefore I felt her hospitalities are best
in my life as she treat me for real .
11. In the second month of associate with her , I found
out that she is much more stronger than me
mentally. She always encourage me to be more
brave and be well-prepared to face the mountain of
life . Surprisingly , I was chosen to have a speech
in Tamil Language for the coming day of Penang
Sultan. I deliberately failed my Tamil language
speech thrice in the past . Daily conversation
already good enough to sounds exactly , but in a
ceremony formal speech I can't really afford to do
so . Trainers were bellowed and snarled at me as I
totally ruin the grammar of the speech . Therefore
I cried privately. That situation, Simran , her
friend was on the spot . Later then , she rushed to
akka and told that tears are full of my face .
Without notice , akka head towards me and started
a conversation with me .
“John , Why are you crying ?”
“..........I......I......I.....”
“What ? Just tell me....”
“.....I'm....under...pressure .”
“Pressured in what cause ?”
“For not having an excellent Tamil speech
recently .”
“What forth crying here? Crying is not going to
make your speech fluent.”
“.....but.....”
“what?”
“I need ..... helps for my.. Tamil grammar..” “Get up ! I
get you someone to help you in this case .”
That starting point , she actually molten my heart as
there were nobody concerning me before this . This is
my first time seeing an akka who really put in effort just
to help me and motivate me . I kept into practice my
speech until the night when I can't fall asleep and the
particular moment I started to think about her . The
more I think , the more I prepared to face the crow
which going to have a Tamil speech on the next day.
In that morning , she just gave me some kind
of look . I was just shocked and inched my steps and
afraid to look at her . Simran mock at me as I does
that .
“John ,why are you staring on the ground like an
investigator ?” Simran chortled.
“I purposely counting the every steps I moved .”
“Oh.... really ?”
“What do you think ?”
“Basically not.”
“Hmmm......”
After that , guess what ? I 'm on stage having the speech
smoothly . Trainer got shocked after that all happened .
“Did you put all of your sissy attitude to practice ?”
“No , I did not.”
“.....How the hell and who the hell help you in this ?”
12. In the second month of associate with her , I found
out that she is much more stronger than me
mentally. She always encourage me to be more
brave and be well-prepared to face the mountain of
life . Surprisingly , I was chosen to have a speech
in Tamil Language for the coming day of Penang
Sultan. I deliberately failed my Tamil language
speech thrice in the past . Daily conversation
already good enough to sounds exactly , but in a
ceremony formal speech I can't really afford to do
so . Trainers were bellowed and snarled at me as I
totally ruin the grammar of the speech . Therefore
I cried privately. That situation, Simran , her
friend was on the spot . Later then , she rushed to
akka and told that tears are full of my face .
Without notice , akka head towards me and started
a conversation with me .
“John , Why are you crying ?”
“..........I......I......I.....”
“What ? Just tell me....”
“.....I'm....under...pressure .”
“Pressured in what cause ?”
“For not having an excellent Tamil speech
recently .”
“What forth crying here? Crying is not going to
make your speech fluent.”
“.....but.....”
“what?”
“I need ..... helps for my.. Tamil grammar..” “Get up ! I
get you someone to help you in this case .”
That starting point , she actually molten my heart as
there were nobody concerning me before this . This is
my first time seeing an akka who really put in effort just
to help me and motivate me . I kept into practice my
speech until the night when I can't fall asleep and the
particular moment I started to think about her . The
more I think , the more I prepared to face the crow
which going to have a Tamil speech on the next day.
In that morning , she just gave me some kind
of look . I was just shocked and inched my steps and
afraid to look at her . Simran mock at me as I does
that .
“John ,why are you staring on the ground like an
investigator ?” Simran chortled.
“I purposely counting the every steps I moved .”
“Oh.... really ?”
“What do you think ?”
“Basically not.”
“Hmmm......”
After that , guess what ? I 'm on stage having the speech
smoothly . Trainer got shocked after that all happened .
“Did you put all of your sissy attitude to practice ?”
“No , I did not.”
“.....How the hell and who the hell help you in this ?”
13. “Neither one of them , sir . But self -confidence
does helped me .”
Trainers were getting pissed when they talk to me ,
the reason was I always have an awkward
answer to answer them back to their insignificant
questions.
15. In the subsequent of that , I started to find
someone to be my life partner . In my theory ,
adopted sister always the best to find someone
suitable for me . Surprisingly , I felt in Love with
someone and I told akka about it . She got excited .
“Akka , do you see the girl in that particular corner
?”
“Yes , I do see the girl over there .” “I...individually
felt in love with that girl and I really like her. She
's adorable .”
“Wow! When you started to felt in love with her ? “
“Just now.”
“You kidding me ?”
“No , I 'm not kidding you . Her attitude attracted
me as well as the appearance .” “....Oh...”
“So you want me to tell her about this ?” “Not
now .”
“Why? You should tell to her if you love her .”
“But....akka I 'm very shy . “
“Alright , keep yourself shy then. ” She chattered .I
was in total shyness and dare not to tell her off . As
the person I love is an Indian therefore the
rumours were spread amongst the camp by others .
But I not even care about the race .
17. As me and akka getting closer , she understands me
like a real brother of her
own . I frequent told her my every movement I
took . On the third month ,
an incident happened in my dorm which I was
completely blew up by one of the boy because of
accidentally have a conversation with his crush
recently. I never knew that the other girl from my
love one is his crush . So what happened was , he
was waiting for me to get back to dorm . It was an
opportunity to blow me up as nobody will know
what actually happened.As I walked into the dorm
I unlock my locker and turn my head facing to the
back a fist was blew straight to my face .
“Why are you give me a blow for ?”
“I gave you this fist to teach you a lesson for
flirting with my girl .”
“Who the hell is your girl , the first place ?” “Don't
pretend to be innocent...If I could dispatch you
right now , I will do it for sure.”
“Excuse me...watch your language ! Actually I
don't know who the hell your girl really is .” “Can
you just freaking stop your drama here?”
I really don't know who his girl friend is.And
then , I stomped and immediately left the
dorm .After it all , I look at myself in the reflection
of the mirror in the loo and talking to myself to
myself to choose to care not about the ill- mannered
person . But I failed to control my self on that incident .
As I get more hyper and sensitive . Without
consideration , one of my friend head in from right of
my direction . At that instant , I was in a close call to
slide my left hand which means try to harm myself . But
shockingly , he skimmed my hand quickly as my left
hand was hidden in my pocket .
“You try to commit suicide in the loo ? Are you
insane ?”
“No I 'm not trying to do so , bro. I 'm just shave the
hair on my hand.”
“My foot ! You are shaving !”
“.....you...” I groaned and scooted away from the loo .
I was crying inside of me , my thinking were completely
dazed there's nobody heed to me on what exactly
occurred . I felt helpless .
On the next morning , I sneaked to the lobby with a
very bad emotion and expression on my face. I usually
amuse people with my lame jokes and flitted like an
eight years old kid. I can't continue what I usually do
each day . As I continue sneaking towards akka , she
asked me what really happened to me .I lied to her that
I'm sick . But I failed for lying to her as she understand
what I'm thinking . She beseeched me for telling her
what happened truly.
18. “Hey John , What happened to you ? You looks
terrified .”
“...I.. have a slight fever.”
“No... you doesn't looks like you are felt in sick or
anything. There must be something happened
behind .”
“Akka , nothing happen to me . I 'm just fine .”
“Come on , tell me the truth !”
I was silent for 87 second.
“ I...blew up by someone in the dorm because of
talking to you and to the other girl beside of my
crush .”
“You mean that guy over there was the on who
blew you up in the dorm?”
“Yes... he like to act macho afore of everyone and
turn into a devil when talking to me after that
situation when I had a conversation with his girl .
And he said that I flirting with his girl . At first , I
don't know who that girl is .” “I see...I think this is
a little awkward , Why he gave you a blow for
talking to me?”
“..... I...don't know....”
Meanwhile after head-counts in the lobby , when I
back to my dorm's loo and try my best to commit
suicide by cutting my veins at the back of my
palm . What a sudden ? A malay guy came in and
and gave me a weird kind of look as my blood were
flowing unstoppable and is split everywhere on the
floor.
He yelled at me . “Hang gila kah apa ? “ Which means “
Are you lost your mind ?” I just went off as fast as
possible from that place straight to the dorm and weep .
My dorm mates were got surprised as my left hand was
kept bleeding when I offto my bed .The moment my
mates told to akka about that incident , She scolded
me .
“John , I will kill you if you repeat this silly
commitment again .”
“I 'll try my best not to repeat it. Chorry akka!”
From that day on before I do something silly I really
afraid she will scold me for that .
20. The final day of the training , everyone are suppose
to get back to our very hometown . On that four
quarter in the morning I entirely get off from my
bed and wept . As she is the only akka who advice
me and who will pay a great attention to me when
I'm sad . I knew that I going to miss her for this ,as
my life without her will went back to normal. She
waved her hand to me . I cried and wept hurtfully .
“Hey , why are you crying ?”
“I going to miss you , Akka .”
“I know , but we still can get in touch after this .”
“How ? All of my loves one are not in my town .
You guys are in Perak I'm in Penang . Is seems like
you are in the south , I'm in the North .”
I literally missed her and I took a couple of picture
with her and her friends as well as the one I love.
21. HONEYKKA
[Y/Z
Madhu , as sweet and unique as her
name . The first I knew her when
after a few of circumstances
happened . That time I wasn't yet
close to her . But as I knew she is a
nice girl to me who are very
sensitive and I protect her heart
from harm every opportunity I got
privately . After a couple weeks
later I called her by nick name .
Here's how the story began.....
23. Few weeks later after the Chinese new year
holiday as I got myself back to the camp with
Vinnicha Akka . On the way we got to the lobby ,
Vinnicha Akka and I were making a conversation .
When we reach to the Lobby we put our heavy
bags and over loaded luggage in place . That
moment I looked to Madhu . Her face was
crumpled in tears started to flows out from her
eyes as she talking to the person in the phone . I
was wondering what she wept for .
"Hey , you alright?” I asked .
"..........”
It was very uncanny . But I understand her
languages where shown on her tears . She reply me
in the eye of her saying “ I will be alright for a
while .” In the mean time trainer started to yell
from the back corner to the front stage with a very
fuzzy voice .
"Hey , you idiot . Who the hell call you to talk to
her and make her weeping now ?” One of the
trainers questioned me in a very rude way .
"What the most insignificant question to ask me
when there's no evidence to prove that I am the
one who make her weep.”
"Easy .... I saw you do that .”
" O My God , Sir did you understand my English
in the first place ? You looks like not understand a
single words at all .”
"Ok ... you win I loose . “
"Sir , this moment is not about who shall win or who
shall loose . But this moment I just want you to learn
about not to blame people for no reason and be not a
trouble maker.”
And then He went off in hot tempered at himself .
When the evening was here , everyone were went for
the sport . I was settle down in the right corner near the
flag pole which above my head . Looking at her and
worried about how shall I started a conversation with
her . What a surprise? I boldly went to her and talk .
25. In the between of that tragic week which I not
certain whether what will we do for the next lesson
in the camp . Perhaps I do heard people saying
that after that week is full of Military trainings . At
that time in the
between , we were completely exhausted .
Interestingly , I walked to her even though I was in
a total low of energies but I did it for a talk with an
aim to know her more and be closer to her .
"Madhu...........Madhu......Madhu...” I echoed "Yes?”
"Just calling your name . By the way I don't the
name .”
"What ?” Appeared about to blow up . "Don't get
mad . Because I can't stand people are making fun
of your name Maddu(In Tamizh means a Bull). “
"Hmmm.”
"Why not this ? I named you some else ?” "I 'll see
about it .”
"Alright . When is your birthday ? “
"5th February.”
"So you are elder than me . I named you Honeykka
then . Instead of people making fun out of your
name again .”
"Honeykka ? So sweet ... Thank you .”
It seems like people get more appreciating me as I
thought . But the end I found out more criticisms
are increasing around me and Honeykka .
It is pretty annoying that people are finding trouble
with me when they found out I associate with girls more
than boys . I was ridiculed by this thought and “What ?”
“Is that associate with girls is a crime?” In the dorm of
the opposite team . Started to criticize me as I make
don't know about it .
"Hey , can you just stop becoming a freaking
fuzzy house fly who buzzy around the girls ?” "What if
say no ?”
From there , rumors were spreading much more worst
than I thought . Until the trainers asked me the same
silly question . Whether she is my life partner .
" She is just my sister who I particular caring for .”
Seems like people get jealous of she is special to me or
what . Therefore the more people jealous , the more I do
.
27. month left to got back where I came
from , we both have really nice chat and time
together. Including vinnicha akka , me , kanages
akka and obviously HoneyKka . We took a couple
of picture which are over limit of my memory
card . When she was with vinnicha akka , I went to
her .
" Honey kka ...”
"John...”
"You know what ? You looks pretty .”
"No at all .”
"Seriously I said so .”
As a philosopher mention in my daily quotation “
Girls won't believe when guys anounce that girls
are pretty .”
The last 8th day before got back , her family got
my a presence . I was in a total shy to appear
infromt of Honeykka as I was so sick about why
people mock at me and leave me alone .
Nevertheless , Honeykka did not do
so . She just accept me even though I am a
westerner . That time I started to write more
poems about in my mine but just I did let her know
about it not .
The last day when vinnicha akka , kanages akka already
left . I couldn't find where Honeykka was . I thought
she was left back . This is really awkward when a guy
cry as everyone leaving him , so did I do . After a few
minutes later I saw a black shadow stood infront of me .
I thougth who was that ? I thought that was a freaking
sissy trainer but the fact was honeykka . So I continue
crying until she called me by name .
28. KANAGES AKKA
[Y/Z
Kanages, as sweet as her name . I
know her from the time of my Prayer
meeting introduced by Grace . She is
the one who always carry her swetest
smile wherever she head to . I really
got touched by her smile eventhough I
felt lonely and friendless at that time in
the miliatary camp . I was eventually
feel so guilty as almost everyone know
My grannie is a red indian who existed
in the west . I got to say I love her so
much like a real sister of my life . For
whatever situations happened to me ,
her smile always revive me that
continues to be a bold comedian . And
here's how the story began..........
30. Starting from that moment that Prayer meeting
exist , She actually encourage to me smile back at
her as she knew I 'm not an happy person in reality
. People know that I am a great idiotic joker who
made fun out of everything in a very freestyle
way . And it is so often , I always made fun of
every words which uttered by the trainers .
In that Prayer meeting she smiled at me and I was
totally shy to look at her therefor bow my head . I
didn't get caught by the people in the group . But I
know what actually happened . And after the
prayer , She came towards me and Introduce
herself to me and I was like a little kid who can't
be serious at one subject . Other hand , My
stomach were full of butterflies and people are
giving me
more houseflies .
“ Hey , May I know your name ? How do I address
you ?” Kanages asked this cheerfully. “You can call
me John.” In replied
“Oh ,John ?”
“Yea..”
“The same question I want to ask you since the
first time I saw you .”
“Oh... You Can called me kanages.”
“Hmm Kanages..... Nice to know you .”
“Same goes here.”
I can say that moment I was a really coward and afraid
to open my mouth to speak .I just don't know why I did
it on purpose or not on purpose . That time I make up
my mind to face and talk boldly . The next day , she
head towards me and request for a little talk . “Hi ,
John!”
“Hi , How 's going everything ?”
“Nothing new is going on . How about you?”
“Me ? I was thinking about why do I run away from you
.”
“What ?”
“Yea... Actually I hide my face When people smile at me
but I just wonder why shall I hide my face from you.”
“Oh....?”
“You Angry?”
“No.... Do I look like an angry person to you?” “Not at
all . But I thought you were .”
“No... don't worry . I don't angry easily .” That moment
improved me to the next level of my life to talk . I felt a
little strangeness in mind that Why do I still shy.
32. It come to the nearly to the end of this camp . In
the dorm I think about what should I do and What
to do to be exact like her . And than I thought Why
not associate and hang around with her in the
camp ? In replied of mind “That must be kind of
cool .” Next morning at the morning station where
we will do our stretches every morning like a robot
do exact same as the contemptible movement as
they do . Some movement even stretches my
bottom to the maximum.
After all the silly and contemptible
stretches , we both trainees and trainer rush to the
lobby and head to the canteen for breakfast. The
worst is the breakfast , all trainees like soldiers
who fight for food and pushing each other and
kicking each other .In
the kind of pressuring situation I can't search for
her . I turned My head around looking and looking
unstoppably . At the end I give up to search
therefore I went for my food . At that time
somebody just crash on me for no reason .
“Hey watch you little punk !” I yelled at that guy.
“What do you want ?”
“This question suppose to questioned to
you .”
And that trouble maker pass me by and give a kind
of look .Finally , I found her settle down
in place and on the way finishing her breakfast . I
purposely pass that pavement .
“Kanages...”
“Hmm....John...”
“I want to talk to you later.” “Alright..”
After we finished our breakfast , in the kitchen in the
midst of washing our dish , I took opportunity to talk to
her personally .
“May I?”
“what?”
“May I announce that you have a great smile ?”
“Sure , I don't mind .”
“That 's sweet of you.”
34. Sunday morning come back from the church in the
northern -east Penang , Kanages was cheerfully
inviting us to have dishes with her family . There
were Vinnicha akka , Honeykka , me and obviously
Kanages enjoying the Lunch . Along the way we
took some break on this . In a sudden she called me
“Anna” Which means elderly brother . I was
shocked why she called me “anna” but I made no
voice about it . Honeykka was stared at me with
some kind of look .
“ Anna, Take some.” She called me sweetly and
served me with some curry .
“Thanks .” My mind was thinking “ Not only the
food taste good but the sound good too .”
After it , all of us took a lot of picture until my
camera memory full up . Because soon we will
leave the place that we thought .
The last day of Ns I cried and she stopped smilling
at me and asked me “ why Am I carying for so long
since morning .”
“Why are you weeping ? What 's wrong with you ?”
“Everyone is leaving me now .”
“oh ... Anna... we still can stay in touch .” “You are
repeating what vinnicha akka said .” “Alright I can
prove it here's my phone number .... take it and
stay in touch .” “ok.”
36. A couple weeks later , She messaged me that don't
Forget about honeykka's Birthday which held on
february .
Written :-
“ Anna , don't forget you still got akkas in perak.”-
Kanages
I replied:-
“I sure that I will never forget them trust me .”-
John
In the midst of messaging , I found out her
birthday was earlier than mine . The most
ridiculous , she called me Anna . So that awkward
moment , I asked her .
Written :-
“ Kanages , When is your Birthday ?”-John
In reply :-
“ The coming April 22th .”-Kanages
“ So I should called akka and you called me
Thambi .”-John
“Why” -kanages
“Because I 'm younger than you akka . My
birthday is on 10th of may.” -John
“Ok then .... Thambi...”Kanages akka
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FOR THOSE READERS , YOU MIGHT THINK
THIS IS NOT INTERESTING BUT YOU WILL GET
WHAT I MEAN SOMEDAY
37. CUTESIMRAN
[Y/Z
The real reason why I did
addressed her Cute Simran Kaur it
is because the name as cute as her
name. Chubby , cute and
active . She is the only punjabi girl
who I adopted her as a part of my
Tamizh family. The rst time I met
her was in the bus on the way head
to Church for me and on the way to
the Sikh Temple for her. We were
actually had much fun in that
moment. Here's how the story
began .....
39. On the rst week of National service we were often
called to had our duty when held on sunday by
turns. That time was the Alpha turns to do their
job. Alpha was the
rst group as the continues to Bravo, Charlie and so
on to the Delta which was the last group. What
happened was the
timeondutyIwasnotonthatasIama
Charliepunkwhowentforaninsigni cant
conversation with Simran and friends. “Hey!” I
uttered.
“Hello .... isn't your name John ?”
“How do you know my name?”
“I heard everyone called you John.”
“Oh ... really?”
I was in a total amazed about that situation in that
sudden. I know not how she know me but I like
people who is sociable with. As I settle down on
the armless chair, I had a very long conversation
with her friends in Tamizh language. She was gave
an awkward look toward me. I paused my
speaking for a couple minutes and stare at her.
“You understand Tamizh?”
“Yea...”
“Who taught you?”
“Myself...I use my brain to talk Tamizh.” At the
point, She glared at me and she turned her face out
away from me as I thought she was in total tempered by
the fact she wasn't.
41. All these were looks like an adventurous movie
playing all the time I thought this in my mind.
Indeed, It looks like exact same thing what I
thought earlier. Two week after so called the rst
week we Christians head forwards to the Church
we are going to. Simran was enjoyed the
amusement we made together.
“Simran.....”
“Yes ... John?”
“Want hear a joke?”
“Sure...”
“Do you know what does the AWAS sign where
shown in the street ?”
“I'm certain do. Which means AWAS is an caution
sign.”
“Not exactly. Based on my knowledge AWAS
stands for Amazing Women Are Sweet. Like you.”
“Aw....”
The next day after , the trainer announced about
preparation for whosoever to head to the bank on
that day. I was completely not well prepared
anything but just brought my wallet with me to the
bank. In a suddenly I started my creepy jokes
again. “Simran .... you know what I 'm counting
every step I stepped into for claim back the cost
overhead.”
“Good .... good... ask the trainer back as much ask you
could man!”
“Sure I will.”
People was thought and mocked at me because I 'm
psychopathic guy or something. As you know , they are
talking bad behind me as they will forever remains
behind me not afore of my way.
In the proceeding way , the bus was rolling head 0nto
the bank we mentioned. I was the only freak comedian
who make fun of everything I see. As in the midst of
that, We talked about the allowance which the
government going to pay us this month. From that, I
doubted that the government will refuse to give us the
allowances which costs £150 per month.
“Simran, I doubt that the government will forget to pay
us £150 this month.”
“If they forget to pay us I will make sure I will hug
them with a rope around the neck.”
“It is ok Simran let the government to buy the £150
underwear then. Alright just put it that way.”
“Haahaa ... What a comedian you are?”
“A freak comedian.”
In the middle of that gossip I did not realized that one
of the trainer was behind my back and listened what to
my creepy jokes I made recently.When I knew it, my
face was in a red mode which means shy.
43. All of us were back from the hometown to Penang
Jetty. I saw Simran from at least 2 miles away
from my grannie's bike. For What I knew it is easy
to recognize her from far. I was glad about that I
bring my phone , the Hello Kitty about small as my
two nger size. I showed her and she was like “ You
serious?” in exclaim.
By the fact, I knew not what actually happened
before I reached Penang Jetty. She said to me that
one the trainer scolded her for all of us missed the
bus nut in real fact we doesn't missed any.
45. I was very sad about what do and how to make her
happy hence he will never forget in her life.
Therefore, I send her this Statement “CUTE
SIMRAN KAUR.” to her phone. She received at
least 3 messages every half hours. She got
enlighted and annoyed at the same time.
“Thanks John for praising me for this enthire time
I do appreciate what you prasie but please stop
that because you are fulling up my messages box.”
I did that just to lling up her messages box.
Stopped a couple mnutes and I keep doing it until I
went back to hometown of my own.
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