12. the melbourne cup is a horse race
that puts beatrice’s hat fame to shame.
(fame to shame. Like what i did there?)
13. most girls spend ages picking our their race da dress. and i’m not sure why.
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14. all anyone is looking at
is that thing upside yo’ head.
(that is unless you decided to be a little too generous with the bobos.)
15. and there is plenty to look at
(we’re back on hats, not bobos)
big.
small.
wacky.
tacky.
cute.
fruit.
you name it.
beatrice, girl, we got you beat.
(wacky, tacky. Cute, Fruit. I’m on a roll people!)
16. before toda i w worried about my lack of racing knowledge
y as
17. but i quickl realized that all the people cheering in the crowd
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