Traditional wisdom often heard from Fathers

1. Parent
Ministry
Sermons - A
Father’s Words
of Wisdom
Traditional wisdom
often heard from
Fathers
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2. Don’t ask me, ask your mother.
Were you raised in a barn?
Close the door.
You didn’t beat me. I let you
win.
Big boys don’t cry.
Don’t worry. It’s only blood.
Now you listen to ME, Buster!
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3. I’ll play catch after I read the
paper.
A little dirt never hurt anyone.
Get your elbows off the table.
Keep your eye on the ball.
Who said life was supposed to
be fair.
Always say please and thank
you. That way, you get more.
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4. If you forget, you’ll be
grounded till the end of the
world.
You call that a haircut?
“Hey” is for horses.
This will hurt me a lot more
than it hurts you.
Turn off those lights. Do you
think I am made of money?
Don’t give me any of your lip,
young lady.
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5. You call that noise “music”?
We’re not lost. I’m just not
sure where we are.
No, we’re not there yet.
Shake it off.
When I was your age , I
treated MY father with
respect.
As long as you live under my
roof, you’ll live by my rules.
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6. I’ll tell you why. Because I said
so. That’s why.
Do what I say, not what I do.
Sit up straight!
So you think you’re smart, do
you?
What’s so funny?
Wipe that smile off your face.
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told
you a thousand times.
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7. C’mon, you throw like a girl.
You want something to do? I’ll
give you something to do.
This is your last warning.
Your mother worries.
I’m not sleeping, I was
watching that channel.
I’m not just talking to hear my
own voice!
Don’t believe anything you
hear and only half of what you
see.
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8. What do you think I am, a
bank?
What part of NO don’t you
understand?
I don’t care what other people
are doing! I’m not everybody
else’s father!
You’re not leaving my house
dressed like that!
If you’re gonna be dumb,
you’ve gotta be tough.
Didn’t your teacher learn you
anything?!
You can marry a rich guy just
as easily as you can a poor guy.
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9. It’s hard to be good, and easy
to be bad.
Don’t tell on anybody unless
you tell on yourself first.
Hey, did you hear me talking
to you?
You know you’re always
gonna be Daddy’s little girl.
I’m not watching television.
I’m resting my eyes.
Don’t use that tone with me!
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10. Am I talking to a brick wall?
If I catch you doing that one
more time, I’ll…
Act your age.
Two wrongs do not make a
right.
Wipe your feet!
Enough is enough!
Don’t make me stop the car!
What did I just get finished
telling you?
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