1. Meet AKSHAY RAM..
The Chic QM Stud*
Magnet* * Claims that all
PGP1 girls
* Self Proclaimed proclaimed
The push-up Perfect
Guy* matrimony
* Censored, though material*
some PGP1 Girls * Iyengar Only Please
experienced the live
show
Runner Club’s
North Indian
most regular
TAM*
member*
* We don’t what this * Regularly runs on
means each weekend
2. Akshay’s summers story
Interviewer: Akshay, what is EBITDA?
Akshay: What? Oh, you mean beta?
Interviewer: confused????
During summers@Amazon
Shashank: How is it going
dude?
Akshay: It is awesome. I can
Akash: Akshay, how did SMC actually finish my project in
interview go? 4 days but I will not tell them
Akshay: It went awesome. We that!
had a nice 15-min chat on
personals. Still managed a PPO from
Akash: How did the case go? Amazon, we don’t know
Akshay: Oh, that. Once that how…
started, he threw me out within
5 minutes
3. The Running Story
I am going to run the Chennai marathon
but only for 10 km
People: Huh?
Akshay: Lakshmi, take one.
I will finish the rest of the
box. When the others
come, we will say that we
finished it together.
Let me have one Lakshmi: WTH?@#%$@!$
sweet, I will run
extra tomorrow
TRUTH: At the start line Ends up taking many and doesn’t even run the next day!
4. Akshay- The Real Fighter when it comes to Girls !!
Prabha: Just make sure
that Return on investment
is good this time. Already Resume “mentor” , but
you have made negative only for PGP1 girls (pata
Prabha you know I
saved the girl return after the first time nahi sach mein kya kar
yesterday like a dinner raha tha)
filmy Hero. Girl was
impressed.
Doesn’t recognize
Don’t worry more than one-fourth
Prabha; this of his batchmates but
time for sure knows all PGP 1 girls
ROI would be Prabha : What
positive happened
Akshay, is
everything fine.
Hmm.. I guess
yes. She has
QM tutor for Section B; keeps
stopped count of the no of girls who
messaging me comes to class each day and also
counts how many are coming for
the first time
5. He tried his luck on the profs as well…
Akash, you must have lots of good
things to say about me. Why don’t
you write some of the good qualities
I possess. Although I know that that
I have infinite number of good
qualities .But can you write some
good stuff about me for my PVGCO
assignment. I will bribe you by giving
chocolates
Please write very good things about
me. I want my dear Ramya to like
me and love me as much as I love
her
7. And thus began the show off..
In the middle of any conversation about anything, pops Akshay with his comments
You see, now that I have
a girlfriend..<<blah blah
blah>>
People, DP is sad that he
hasn’t got a girlfriend yet.
Let us not disturb him.
DP, when are you getting married? Tell
ur parents to start searching no..All
this takes time okay. See, now I can
advise you. In case you need tips,
don’t hesitate to ask me.
8. But Not For Long…
Dad: Dear Son, can you come on skype?
Super stud Akshay: Yo Dad what happened?
Dad: Were you serious when
you said that you are meeting
some non-Iyenger girl?
Super stud Akshay: he..he..
Dad: You should marry a Tam girl
Akshay: I will not change my mind
Dad: You should marry an Iyenger
Akshay: I will not change my mind
Dad: I will find super HOT girl for you
Akshay: Deal!!! Let’s meet them during
Diwali vacation m/
9. Ultimately.. Late Night: Going into
jungles with someone
WoW, Akshay, who is confused about
This is Awesome, his orientation
Does this help in
XXX ??
Final
Result
Well, I have some PUSHUP moves, which
might interest you , Let me show you
10. Secret Buddies:- Hard to find the truth
behind the scenes
Khusur Pusur Ver 2.0
“We talk only about two things and
you know what that is”
11. Which leads to the breakup Years long friendship which could not
have broken by any force in world got
with Deepu shattered in Coorg by
Mallu
Massage
Parlour
Villain felt pity
& told some
Maratahalli nbrs
Villain of his
rosy dream
End of Story
