16. with all your gadgets on you all the time,
you’ll never miss a shot.
17. and coming soon from DT Outfitters...
the USB Flash Drive Pendant!
18. Why do we even have all of these
technological artifacts?
And why is it that they look so ridiculous
strapped to my waist, but wouldn’t draw
a second glance on a day to day basis?
Question: do we really need all this stuff?