1. Hansel and Gretel The Real Story
By: Lydia
Hello little girls and boys. I’m here to talk to you today about
the story Hansel and Gretel. IT’S NOT TRUE I HAVE THE
REAL STORY! I mean the police changed it up. It all begins with
two little children walking in the forest destroying the woods;
kicking trees, ripping out plants it was horrible! Then they found
my house. They started eating my house! They even broke my
amazing milk chocolate door. They licked the icing roof, ate the
gumdrop walls, and even ate the caramel apple tree. So I came
outside and told them to nicely come in and not; destroy my house.
At least I was being polite! Right? Anyways they came inside.
After; I offered them one cookie and guess what happened… They
ate ALL the cookies! All OF THEM! Then I started to get mad.
“They are the most greediest twits I have ever seen!” I mean “They
were really mean.” I thought
I tried to act like a sweet old lady so I just went along with it.
They asked me for some more cookies, and then some more, and
then 3 more plates! I could see them getting FATER and FATER.
It was like my family’s last potluck! After they finished their
cookies they said “Give us some more cookies you old hag!”
I was shocked I was so mad that I couldn’t control myself so I
boiled water in a pot and put Hansel in a cage. I kept feeding him
till he didn’t want anymore. He was SO fat so I let him out, then he
started running around until he fell into the boiling hot water in the
black shimmering pot. Then Gretel tried to pull him out but she fell
in also. I couldn’t just have them rot in there so I did what I had to
do I ate them. I was crying while I did because I hate eating
humans. After words the police came by and asked me if I seen
them. I told them the whole story and they said It wasn’t good
enough in the paper so they changed it up. Now I’m the bad guy.
Well that’s my story and it’s 100% true. P.S. NOW YOU