1. 10 Great One Liners

2. Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity Don't screw the opportunity!

3. I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look..

4. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !

5. Why are condoms transparent? So that sperm can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...!

6. What is the definition of a Lesbian? Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!!

7. What is a man's idea of foreplay? Half an hour of begging.

8. Today’s generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony. Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ?

9. When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21 it's like buying a book for someone else to read.

10. Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.

11. Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

12. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha