2. LMAO! So sorry to hear that!
So I Said, “Dad, I’m over here!”
For This Next Issue, Read Max’s
Lines In Each Panel First.
He’s To The Right Of Russell
Vega So, Unless You’re Hebrew,
It’s Going To Look Like He’s
Talking Second.
Remember That Now
3. Yeah …
So three guys go to
a hotel and the
dude behind the
checkout counter
says, “I’m sorry, but
you’re going to
have to share a
room with 1 bed…”
Max Rock, Russell Vega’s Drummer In Obvious Mystery...
4.
5. Well, I don’t
know. They
can’t be
THAT bad.
Freaking douche
bags, man. They
make me glad I got
all my macho
arrogant stuck up
jock wannabe f###-
bag aggressiveness
out in high school!
6. I haven’t
met many
douchebags,
Max. Most
of the
people I
meet are
either nice,
or I get away
from them
after a day
or two.
R U kidding me.?.
Oh that’s right,
you haven’t found
out first hand how
much of a
douchebag most
athletes can be.
This Friday
Come See
And Stuff
7. Do you ever
wonder why
my stress levels
are always so
low? It’s
because the
only time
people in my
life cause me
problems are
when I make
those who I
care about
unhappy.
Good plan. But
seriously, you
make it sound
way too easy.
Douchiness isn’t
always so easily
avoidable.
10. Max, you just
gave me an
idea of how
I’m going to
graduate on
time.
What, you have a
plan to avoid
having those last
four years of
slacking off to be
for nothing?
Let’s
keep
walking
.
14. But I don’t have
a choice! And
I’ve always
wanted to try it!
Wait! No!
Seriously,
Dude!
DON’T
DO IT!
I saw those
female track
runners and I
thought to
myself, "I'd
like to get
their
numbers". So
I did.
15. Well, don’t
you think
you might be
stereotyping
a little too
hard?!
Look, we’ve done some stupid
stuff in the past, but the
STUPIDEST thing you can do is
ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH
EVEN MORE STUPID PEOPLE!!
16. Well, this is
the door to
the wrestling
gym.
(Sigh) You’ll
find out
soon
enough.
The Door To
The
Wresting
Gym
17. Thanks.
Good luck
in there,
man.
The Door To
The
Wresting
Gym
Why? It’s
just a room
full of guys-
--Ohhh,
really? You
think it’s
going to be
like that?
And where a rubber.
The Door To
The
Wresting
Gym
18. The Door To
The
Wresting
Gym
Well, here goes
nothing. By the way, I
hope your dad’s sight
gets repaired..
You never
know, Man.
You never
know. (Sigh)
The Door To
The
Wresting
Gym
That
Was A
Joke,
Man.