This document introduces MIKE, described as "The American Made Voice on Sports" and "The Sports World's Equal Opportunity Offender". MIKE is an animated talking head created to save America from its sports-induced coma through zany sports commentaries. Some of the topics MIKE covers include the jock strap, spitting in sports, soccer stoppage time, and awarding his "Sports Binky Awards". MIKE can be found on sports websites, in arenas, on mobile devices, radio, TV, and newspapers.

1. Thee American Made Voice on Sports!

2. MIKE......
Occupation - The Ultimate Talking Head.
• Date of Birth – April 1, 2009
• Height – 12 inches / Weight – 4 lbs.
• Ethnicity – Titanium American.
• Political Affiliation – Independent Republicrat.
• Religion – Absolutely!
• Residence – Lives rent free in his Creator’s head.
..saving America from its self-induced sports coma!!!
Thee Long Awaited Microphone Messiah.
Saving America from its self-induced sports
coma.
The Sports World’s Equal Opportunity Offender.
There’s now an Epicenter of sports humor... MIKE!

3. MIKE Minute Monologues
Zany Animated Sports Commentaries on...
...The Jock Strap, Quitting Spitting, Kaka,
Dippin’ Dots, The Blue Line, Spongebob,
Ivy at Wrigley, Stoppage Time in Soccer,
Worst Job in Sports, Worst Sports Mascot,
The Sports Bra, Think Before You Ink,
Change is Needed, The Sausage Races,
Steroids, The Hammer Throw, Gymnastics,
Worst Position in Sports & MIKE’s Sports
Binky Awards!
ARNING: Extreme Humor!
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4. Look for MIKE coming to....
Sports sites on the web
Jumbotrons™ in arenas & stadiums
Mobile downloads
Radio commercials
TV shorts & animated bugs
Print media sports columns
www.twitter.com/theemike
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MIKE is the property of New Vision Entertainment LLC
2009 All rights reserved.

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