The document contains summaries of recent NFL games and news stories. It discusses Tom Brady and the Patriots beating the Jaguars, inaccuracies in the film The Blind Side, controversies over penalties in a Steelers/Ravens game, the Giants being eliminated from the playoffs after a loss, the Saints losing two games in a row, Peyton Manning and the Colts losing their first game to the Jets, and disagreements between Brett Favre and Vikings coach Brad Childress contributing to a loss against the Bears.

2. Perhaps this will allow Moss to stop being so jealous of Tom Brady’s new baby. Uhh, hey Tom. No, I’m not trying to choke the baby to death. Tom Brady throws 3 TD passes to Randy Moss in an easy win over the Jaguars.

3. The hit film starring Sandra Bullock, “ The Blind Side ” is based on the story of current Baltimore Raven offensive tackle, Michael Oher. Oher says the movie is mostly accurate except for him having a tail. Wow! Sandra Bullock looks great! You better run, sucka !

4. The Stealers returned with their Honey Nut Cheerios uniforms to avoid playoff elimination this week. But after the Stealers victory over the Ravens, many pointed out the discrepancies of Baltimore’s 113 yards of penalties and Pittsburgh’s 20 yards. Others say, the Ravens messed up many key plays. But now, this pre-game photo in the referee’s locker room may be revealing. Yum! My Favorite!

5. The New York Giants play their last game in Giants Stadium, losing embarrassingly to the Carolina Panthers. Then were eliminated from the playoffs after the Cowboys Sunday night win. And much like the Cowboys, the Giants used a Giant Toilet Bowl to flush their stadium down the drain.

6. Last week, the 13-0 Saints lost to a team that never wins in December. This week, the 13-1 Saints lost to a team that never wins at all!

7. Peyton Manning is pulled out of the second half against the Jets, and the Jets hand the Colts their 1 st loss of the season. Then to add insult, Colts coach, Jim Caldwell made Manning and the Colts leave the stadium wearing only their bras and panties.

8. Here’s a picture of Matt Hasselbeck playing quarterback for Green Bay Packers in 1999. Here’s a picture of Matt Hasselbeck playing quarterback for Green Bay Packers in 2009. You are my receiver, right?

9. NBC analysis and former New England Patriots player, Rodney Harrison calls the Cincinnati Bengals “frauds” that do not deserve their spot in the playoffs. To prove how serious he was, Harrison actually called the Fraud Hotline on the Bengals. Hey, my ATM doesn’t work! This must be Rodney Harrison! Rodney Harrison? Child please.

10. Null adj. 1. Having no legal force; invalid. 2. Of no consequence, effect, or value; insignificant. 3. Amounting to nothing; absent or nonexistent. And now… 4. The current quarterback of the St. Louis Rams, Keith Null. Congratulations Keith Null! You win the Most Appropriate Name For The Team You Play For Award! Past winners include: Jeff Feagles-Philadelphia Eagles Marcus Washington-Washington Redskins!

12. Last week Brett Favre and coach Brad Childress were seeing arguing on the choice of plays and Childress wanting to pull Favre out of the game. This week, Favre was quick to point out his pass heavy offense in the second half was his idea of how the offense should work. But the Vikings came up short in a OT loss to the lowly Bears. Fortunately for fans, Childress and Favre agree on one thing… … they will continue to sit together in the balcony of “The Muppet Show”. Do you think we will win the Super Bowl? Right now, we can’t win a Yoshinoya Beef Bowl! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA