I decided to ask my parents what they thought about the characters from the beta session. The alpha session will be up soon

1. What my parents think about
some of the Homestuck
characters
(beta session/pre-scratch session)
By tumblr user
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I’ll be purple
My dad will be blue
My stepmom will be red

2. This is John Egbert
He has retarded buck teeth
He’s a hunchback with low self esteem
Looks like your brother
*starts laughing*
This cool dude is Dave Strider
He looks the same as John but with white hair and
no teeth. He looks like a gangster. And a cool drug
addict.
Smoker.
That’s all?
Yeah, just a smoker

3. This cutie is Jade Harley
She looks like John too. But with long hair and
circle glasses.
No comment
Umm, ok?
This is Rose Lalonde
She’s a little blonde girl
Looks like a nerd

4. This shorty is Karkat Vantas
Looks like satan
He needs an exorcism
Looks like a perv ‘cause he has 69 on his shirt
He’s like death
She’s Aradia Megido
Ugly witch. That is all
Satanic witch

5. This is Sollux Captor
He likes 3D movies
Satanic vampire with 4 horns
This adorabull guy is Tavros Nitram
Super satanic ‘cause he’s got bigger horns
He’s a dwarf and his horns are too big for him

6. This cool cat is Nepeta Leijon
Lazy kitty girl
Is that her robe?
It’s always raining or snowing were she is
Intelligent satan
She’s Kanaya Maryam
She has the monster logo on her shirt
She’s a vampire
Scottish shirt
You mean kilt?
Yeah sure

7. She’s Terezi Pyrope
She’s a rockstar…with a penis on her shirt
And her shoes don’t match
Her shoes match with her glasses
She has rotten teeth from all the candy canes she
eats
This is Vriska Serket
Nerdy vampire with a monster logo on her shirt but in
blue
Is she a vampire or a spider or something?
Her shoes really don’t match
Her horns look like a fork and knife

8. This guy is Equius Zahhak
He has golf shoes and satanic horns
He seems to like fishing
It looks like a fishing hook on his shirt
This clown is called Gamzee Makara
His hair looks like he got electrified
He looks like Medusa with ugly teeth an satanic
horns

9. This dude is Eridan Ampora
Fishy guy
He looks like he’s flying and his cape is
going whoosh
He has satanic horns
Y’know, he’s Aquarius, like me
You’re satanic too
This is Feferi Peixes
Satanic hippie
She also looks like a dragon
She reminds me of a gypsy

10. This dude is Eridan Ampora
Fishy guy
He looks like he’s flying and his cape is
going whoosh
He has satanic horns
Y’know, he’s Aquarius, like me
You’re satanic too
This is Feferi Peixes
Satanic hippie
She also looks like a dragon
She reminds me of a gypsy