The document discusses two Database as a Service (DBaaS) offerings in OpenStack: Trove and MagnetoDB. Trove aims to provide relational databases but suffers from a large feature gap compared to other DBaaS providers and lacks a clear plan for scalability and availability across its supported databases. MagnetoDB aims to provide a key-value API but its use of multiple backends prevents a unified approach to scalability and availability. The document argues both offerings are flawed and doomed unless their scopes are narrowed.