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2. • What a lovely thought, to be a fly on the
wall,
where they can see nothing, I can see all.
From the slightest motion of a cardplayer's
hand,
to the actions of my family in a faraway
land.
My beady eyes, and flitting wings,
I just need to stay away from sticky things.
And things that smack, and may hurt,
and I must stay away from the swinger's
shirt.

3. • And magazines, fly, fly swatters and
books,
avoiding these, causes dirty looks.
And staying away, from all dirty food,
my knees on the table, found quite rude.
Or maybe I'll even, throw you for a loop...
Oh no...the horror! A fly in your soup??
So maybe I'll stay the way I was made,
I'd hate to be, fly fileted.
I'd like to stay, and be human, for irony,
the swatter or the swattee?

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