If you can't run it, you can at least show up with awesome signs! All the fun of a marathon without the shin splints. But you can still carbo load if you want. Strategic signs along a race route can serve as much needed inspiration, amusement, and/or distraction from the monotony that a journey spanning 1,660,032 inches brings. It also gives the spectators something to talk to each other about while we're standing around for 4 hours. Most of these signs were used at the 2013 Harrisburg Marathon. If you'd like one of your own, visit: programfit.com/fitgreetings. Cover photo: ©iStock.com/ZamoraA