1) Dalit Modi is selling IPL teams to Bollywood celebrities through auctions. He calls Shockedrukh Khan who buys the Kolkata team. 2) Preeti Chinta wants a team and agrees to do "anything" for Punjab team. Milfa Shetty calls Dalit Modi and gets the Rajasthan team for an item number. 3) Many Bollywood celebrities are buying IPL teams, excited for the new opportunity and buzz around the inaugural IPL season.

1. IPL the Movie

2. For all those who are reading "IPL the Movie" for the first time, I request you all to go through the previous posts before reading this because this is not a balaji serial which can be seen at any point of time, any episode, any part , any day, having the same story, same emotions, same punches and same dialogues.

3. Cricketers and actors have always shared a close bond In India. Like bread and butter, aaloo and mutter. So the news of India Powar league reaches the film industry. They send messages to Dalit showing interest in the league. DalitModi calls Shockedrukhkkkkkkkkkkkkhan who is the super star.

4. Dalit Calls SK sir I am speaking personally from the blackberry of my own "hello kkkkkkkkau..."

5. sir, I Dalit met you in pimpfisher party, the onezz u called tall dark handsome, remember to me areyi?? kkkkkkkkau...

6. oh yes yes, I never forget guys ;) sir you wanting IPL team, I selling auction wise

7. :" team??? I only want kkkkkkkk...." okksir,kkkkolkata is yours, I give, u take, our friendship never brake (Trying to say koran)

8. Dalitmodi disconnects the phone and shockedrukh khan is now the owner of Kolkata team. Well shockedrukh khan has an amazing story behind him. A middle class dillidalaunda came to mumbai and became the biggest super star. He is considered the god of love. All ladies love him and he loves all men ;).

9. News reaches PreetiChinta Shockedrukhkhan tells his friend koran gossiper that he owns kkolkata team now while having coffee. Koran gossiper spreads this news to all his beauty parlour companions. Preetichinta who is tensed (chinta)about her declining career hear this news. She has been searching for an alternate career since long. But she doesn't have any movie and neither any money, so how should she buy any team? She asks her boyfriend nest kabadia to buy her a gift. They call dalitmodi.

10. hello mr.dalitmodi? yes, I am speaking personally from the blackberry of my own

11. I am preetichinta, you must have seen my films yes, yes I am big fan, seen all your mms movies

12. I want IPL team yes I am selling, u buying auction wise

13. tussikoichungi team de do mainu you punjabi? I too know punjabi, I give you team but only after "assitussi, lassipissi

14. yes yes, I can do anything for the team ok you punjabi, so ur team also punjabi, I give u punjab team

15. MILFa Calls Dalit finally they settle for punjabi team. The news about Indian power League is traveling like fire. Milfashetty and her sister shame shameshetty gets jealous of preetichinta. MilfaShetty's big brother has left her now so even she is looking for some alternate as she never had a film career which she could look up to. She also convinces her boyfriend, whose identity is not yet traceable even by google and wikipedia. So milfa calls DalitModi. Dalit is a happy man as never in his life any girl called him, even customer service girls refused to call him even at the cost of their job.Milfashetty calls DalitModi

16. dilwalonkedil ka karaarlootney main aayihun UP Bihar looteny no sorry, UP Bihar team out of stock, you want other something I give you other something

17. MILFashetty tells DalitModi that she wants only a team for which she can make a good item number sung by lilaarun.So they freeze on Rajasthan for Milfashetty and her ghagra. ( Re ghumyo re ghumyo)

18. Entire bollywood is buzzed and excited. Finally producers and directors will not b receiving calls from preetichinta and milfashetty to take them in their film. Shame shameshetty is so overjoyed that she shamelessly agrees to her big boss that she'll stay with him in his house."kkkkkooorbo, lorbojeetbo re, kkkkoo..rbolorbo re , jeetbo re he jeetbo re"Khoobjamegi jab mil baithenge teen yaar.. cricket, movies aurpimpfisher beer barDon't go anywhere because the biggest ever celebration is yet to start. It will be grand just like karan gossiper's and sonjoyblindsaali's movies. I'll be back soon.