1. I know what you’re asking yourself right now: WHAT IS THIS? (please note the pleasantly colored background pattern.. You know we always rocked those)
5. IT’S A BIRTHDAY POWERPOINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. Why, you ask? Obviously because we’re so good at making powerpoints! Who doesn’t love a good birthday powerpoint? Across the world, 1 out of 10 people receive powerpoints on their birthday. Unemployment rates across the nation. Note Michigan’s exceptionally large circle.
8. Birthday poem. It’s your birthday, Emmy! Has anyone told you you’re such a gemmy? Let’s go on a trip! Let’s take a plane! But you don’t like planes so we’ll take a train! Seriously though, let’s hang out. Maybe we’ll get spotted by a talent scout! Wear a cardigan.. We’ll find some men.