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“Hey man whtz up?”

“Oh nuthin much. Guess wht, I got a date 2nite!”

    “Oh yeah? Thatz gr8! So what’s the plan?”


            “A bar, I guess & grab a bite”
“Not bad, so tell me who is this girl?

  What is she like, wher did u meet?”

“At the baseball game last Tuesday nite

  She was sitting rite nxt 2 my seat”
“Oh the Yankeez game @ the Duperdrome?”

    “No way, who goez out any more!

     Bought tickets for a virtual game,

    That was bein played in Singapore”
“So how’d ur conversation start

      What did u say 2 make a move?”

      “I tweeted her that she looked gr8

And gave her a public ‘thumbs up’ on Approve”
“That app that lets u check girls out?

   Not bad man, ur pretty slick.”

   “Next I sent her a flirt request

  And she accepted pretty quick!”
“So what’s she like, what does she do?”

   “We both like tennis, that’s a start.”

        “Oh did u play together?”

“No! I checked her hobbies list on iHeart.”
“And where are u taking her tonight?”

     “To her favourite bar, the Irish Toast.”

     “She told u that’s her favourite place?”

“Naah, just saw where she’d checked in the most”
“You gonna get her anythin?
Perfume, chocolate or what about flowers?”

 “Yeah I really want to impress this one –

  Got her 100 credits on ShopForHours”
“Do u think that’s what women like?”

“Oh yeah, I checked my Casanova app.

   It answers all ur dating questions

   Saves you from the female trap!”
“Lol! So did she seem excited?
      Say nething else besides?”

  “She posted so 2 her closest friends

On that latest social network – Confides”
“That’s pretty serious stuff there bro,

        I’d be wary I.I.W.Y.”

“What’s that mean?” “If I were you.”

   “I guess I’m not a txt chat guy.
But anyway, it’s gettin late,
I probably should get dressed n go”

  “At 2 a.m.? What do u mean?”

 “Well, don’t act like u don’t know!
She’s from Brazil! So it’s noon ‘round there.”

 “But the Irish Toast? What….I don’t see…”

     “Come on man, get with the times!

          Virtual dating? O.M.G.”
Check in 2gether, order a drink,

With WorldDeliver, it’ll get there fast,

  Video chat in the time it takes…

 I don’t see why you’re so aghast.”
“How things have changed! Why don’t we miss

   The personal stuff, that human touch?”

“What’s the difference between virtual n real?

          If you ask me – not much.
Anyway I really got to go.”

   “Yeah me too, it’s gettin late

  My battery’s really low in fact,

Hope you have an awesome date!”
Fin

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Date version 10.8

  • 1.
  • 2. “Hey man whtz up?” “Oh nuthin much. Guess wht, I got a date 2nite!” “Oh yeah? Thatz gr8! So what’s the plan?” “A bar, I guess & grab a bite”
  • 3. “Not bad, so tell me who is this girl? What is she like, wher did u meet?” “At the baseball game last Tuesday nite She was sitting rite nxt 2 my seat”
  • 4. “Oh the Yankeez game @ the Duperdrome?” “No way, who goez out any more! Bought tickets for a virtual game, That was bein played in Singapore”
  • 5. “So how’d ur conversation start What did u say 2 make a move?” “I tweeted her that she looked gr8 And gave her a public ‘thumbs up’ on Approve”
  • 6. “That app that lets u check girls out? Not bad man, ur pretty slick.” “Next I sent her a flirt request And she accepted pretty quick!”
  • 7. “So what’s she like, what does she do?” “We both like tennis, that’s a start.” “Oh did u play together?” “No! I checked her hobbies list on iHeart.”
  • 8. “And where are u taking her tonight?” “To her favourite bar, the Irish Toast.” “She told u that’s her favourite place?” “Naah, just saw where she’d checked in the most”
  • 9. “You gonna get her anythin? Perfume, chocolate or what about flowers?” “Yeah I really want to impress this one – Got her 100 credits on ShopForHours”
  • 10. “Do u think that’s what women like?” “Oh yeah, I checked my Casanova app. It answers all ur dating questions Saves you from the female trap!”
  • 11. “Lol! So did she seem excited? Say nething else besides?” “She posted so 2 her closest friends On that latest social network – Confides”
  • 12. “That’s pretty serious stuff there bro, I’d be wary I.I.W.Y.” “What’s that mean?” “If I were you.” “I guess I’m not a txt chat guy.
  • 13. But anyway, it’s gettin late, I probably should get dressed n go” “At 2 a.m.? What do u mean?” “Well, don’t act like u don’t know!
  • 14. She’s from Brazil! So it’s noon ‘round there.” “But the Irish Toast? What….I don’t see…” “Come on man, get with the times! Virtual dating? O.M.G.”
  • 15. Check in 2gether, order a drink, With WorldDeliver, it’ll get there fast, Video chat in the time it takes… I don’t see why you’re so aghast.”
  • 16. “How things have changed! Why don’t we miss The personal stuff, that human touch?” “What’s the difference between virtual n real? If you ask me – not much.
  • 17. Anyway I really got to go.” “Yeah me too, it’s gettin late My battery’s really low in fact, Hope you have an awesome date!”
  • 18. Fin