This document contains a collection of quotes and sayings attributed to Sidhuism. The quotes provide humorous observations and commentary on topics like life experiences, statistics, cricket matches, relationships, success and criticism. Many of the quotes draw comparisons between these topics and everyday objects, situations or idioms to emphasize their points through creative analogies.
3. "There is light at the end of the
tunnel for India, but it's that of
an incoming train which will run
them over."
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4. Statistics are like mini
skirts, they reveal more
than what they hide.
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5. Wickets are like wives
- you never know which
way they will turn!
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6. The Indians are going to beat
the Kiwis! Let me tell you my
friend that the Kiwi is the
only bird in the whole world,
which does not have wings!
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7. Deep Dasgupta is as
confused as a child is in a
topless bar!
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8. The way Indian wickets are
falling reminds of the cycle
stand at Rajendra Talkies in
Patiala one falls and
everything else falls!
Sidhuism