Humorous quotes from nature

1. So just take a minute - you might learn something

2. It’s great when the kids are away…..

3. It must be something I ate…..

4. Birds aren’t always free….

5. This pool is getting too small….

6. At my age one just likes to rest…

7. You just can’t find bones anymore…..

8. This IS my dinner…….

9. I keep telling them – I’m not Italian….

10. Yeah but the colors fade fast….

11. Go ahead….make my day !...

12. Damn…I forgot the deodorant !

13. Is there a belfry near by………

14. I know dear…but they didn’t mean it

15. Now just what is a person to do…..

16. So go home to your mother….who cares

17. Stanley must be around here somewhere…

18. Either bring home some food or get out….

19. I just can’t figure women out….

20. It takes a leap of faith, son….

21. Just remember this when you get older…

22. So let your family be mad…..

23. There’s got to be a better way….

24. I left it here somewhere….

25. It was nice to see you…come back soon