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How to be a Perfect .
This is not the final Slide but the beginning !
This is not the final Slide but the beginning !
Thanks because
Finally you have started learning officially, to be a loser!
This is not the final Slide but the beginning !
Thanks because
Finally you have started learning officially, to be a loser!
Let’s Learn !!
will make you a big looser !!
Step:1. Keep Gossiping!!
Gossiping
cont.. . .
Step:1. Keep Gossiping!!
# Do you talk about goals, Ideas or people ?
Gossiping
cont.. . .
Step:1. Keep Gossiping!!
Just keep gossiping as it will give you the
best loser's impression in the society!
# Do you talk about goals, Ideas or people ?
Gossiping
cont.. . .
**We know its not easy !!**
Gossiping
cont.. . .
**We know its not easy !!**
# But you Should..
Gossiping
cont.. . .
**We know its not easy !!**
1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it!
# But you Should..
Gossiping
cont.. . .
**We know its not easy !!**
1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it!
2. Find people like you and inject them.
# But you Should..
Gossiping
cont.. . .
**We know its not easy !!**
1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it!
2. Find people like you and inject them.
3 And keep on doing so.. .
# But you Should..
Gossiping
cont.. . .
**We know its not easy !!**
1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it!
2. Find people like you and inject them.
# You know it is shameless
3 And keep on doing so.. .
# But you Should..
Gossiping
cont.. . .
**We know its not easy !!**
1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it!
2. Find people like you and inject them.
but to be a perfect looser you have to keep it
going
# You know it is shameless
3 And keep on doing so.. .
# But you Should..
Gossiping
cont.. . .
Still Finding it Difficult !?
Gossiping
cont.. . .
Still Finding it Difficult !?
Gossiping
cont.. . .
# No worries ! Don’t lose your Hope
Still Finding it Difficult !?
Gossiping
cont.. . .
# No worries ! Don’t lose your Hope
4. Find another looser and ..
Still Finding it Difficult !?
Gossiping
cont.. . .
# No worries ! Don’t lose your Hope
4. Find another looser and ..
5. Start comparing yourself with him and follow his foot ..!
Step: 2. Complain!!
Complain
cont.. . .
Step: 2. Complain!!
Are you a complainer or a forward thinker? If you are the
later, please stop doing so!
Complain
cont.. . .
Step: 2. Complain!!
Are you a complainer or a forward thinker? If you are the
later, please stop doing so!
Some might say, “A Braveheart never complains”
Complain
cont.. . .
Step: 2. Complain!!
Are you a complainer or a forward thinker? If you are the
later, please stop doing so!
Some might say, “A Braveheart never complains”
But you don’t have to care about that . Rather , be on your track and
drive towards to your dream to be a loser.
Complain
cont.. . .
# When you have nothing good to talk about
Complain
cont.. . .
# When you have nothing good to talk about
Complain about the weather..
Complain
cont.. . .
# When you have nothing good to talk about
Complain about the weather..
Complain about your life and everything wrong
with it
Complain
cont.. . .
# When you have nothing good to talk about
Complain about the weather..
Complain because you were born in this society
Complain about your life and everything wrong with
it
Complain
cont.. . .
# When you have nothing good to talk about
Complain about the weather..
Complain about your life and everything wrong
with it
Complain about your boss, parents, spouse..
everybody and everything you work with !
Complain
cont.. . .
Complain because you were born in this society
Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s
Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s
Comparison should be your addiction !
Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s
Comparison should be your addiction !
Compare your Hair, dress, Color!
Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s
Comparison should be your
addiction !
Compare your Hair, dress, Color!
You
Luck
Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s
Comparison should be your
addiction !
Compare your Hair, dress, Color!
You
Luck
Your
Job
Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s
Comparison should be your
addiction !
Compare your Hair, dress, Color!
You
Luck
Your
Job
Salary
Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s
Comparison should be your
addiction !
Compare your Hair, dress, Color!
You
Luck
Your
Job
Salary
Girlfrie
nd!
Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s
Comparison should be your
addiction !
Compare your Hair, dress, Color!
You
Luck
Your
Job
Salary
Girlfriend
!
Husband
Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s
Comparison should be your
addiction !
Compare your Hair, dress, Color!
You
Luck
Your
Job
Salary
Girlfrien
d!
Husband
Everything you are leaving with
Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s
Its Important to
compare !
Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s
Its Important to
compare !
Because it will
give you
happiness and
You will get
everything by
making it your
habit!
Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s
Its Important to
compare !
Only making
comparison can
make your life
batter
Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s
Its Important to
compare !
Only making
comparison can
make your life
batter
“This is the ultimate loser's attitude!”
And this is what you must learn to be a successful looser.
take a break for a while! Because Mr.
X is doing the same!
Step: 4. Take a Break !
Break
cont.. . .
take a break for a while! Because Mr.
X is doing the same!
Step: 4. Take a Break !
No matter you haven’t
earned it yet!
May be you don’t have
enough money !
Break
cont.. . .
take a break for a while! Because Mr.
X is doing the same!
Step: 4. Take a Break !
No matter you haven’t
earned it yet!
May be you don’t have
enough money !
Just take one, coz X took
one!
Break
cont.. . .
take a break for a while! Because Mr.
X is doing the same!
Step: 4. Take a Break !
No matter you haven’t
earned it yet!
May be you don’t have
enough money !
Just take one, coz X took
one!
Don’t try to see that Mr. X made the maximum sales in
this year !
Break
cont.. . .
If you do so,
You may not be
able to be a
perfect looser !
Break
cont.. . .
Step: 5. Keep watching Movies
Step: 5. Keep watching Movies
Reading books is hard work and can hurt your brain.
Books also expose you to superior minds, and that
might hurt your self-esteem!!
Step: 5. Keep watching Movies
Reading books is hard work and can hurt your brain.
Books also expose you to superior minds, and that
might hurt your self-esteem!!
You keep watching television so you can
have something to talk to other losers about.
Step: 5. Keep watching Movies
Reading books is hard work and can hurt your brain.
Books also expose you to superior minds, and that
might hurt your self-esteem!!
You keep watching television so you can
have something to talk to other losers about.
Studies have shown that a 20% cognitive
decline occurs when a person watches
television. But you shouldn’t worry.
Step: 5. Keep watching Movies
Reading books is hard work and can hurt your brain.
Books also expose you to superior minds, and that
might hurt your self-esteem!!
You keep watching television so you can
have something to talk to other losers about.
Studies have shown that a 20% cognitive
decline occurs when a person watches
television. But you shouldn’t worry.
You just keep watching!
Revision Time!
Revision Time!
• Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is not a work for you)
Revision Time!
• Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is not a work for you)
• Step: 2. Complain!! (Society loves people with a good for nothing
attitude)
Revision Time!
• Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is not a work for you)
• Step: 2. Complain!! (Society loves people with a good for nothing
attitude)
• Step: 3. Compare with Other ‘s (Losers attitude suits you a lot)
Revision Time!
• Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is not a work for you)
• Step: 2. Complain!! (Society loves people with a good for nothing
attitude)
• Step: 3. Compare with Other ‘s (Losers attitude suits you a lot)
• Step: 4. Take a Break! (Following without rationality makes attractive
personality)
Revision Time!
• Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is not a work for you)
• Step: 2. Complain!! (Society loves people with a good for nothing
attitude)
• Step: 3. Compare with Other ‘s (Losers attitude suits you a lot)
• Step: 4. Take a Break! (Following without rationality makes attractive
personality)
• Step: 5. Keep watching TV (Watching movies will get you the best
audience award)
Thanks for trying !!
By
K.M. Tanbhir Siddiki
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How to be a Perfect Loser in 5 Easy Steps

  • 1. How to be a Perfect .
  • 2.
  • 3. This is not the final Slide but the beginning !
  • 4. This is not the final Slide but the beginning ! Thanks because Finally you have started learning officially, to be a loser!
  • 5. This is not the final Slide but the beginning ! Thanks because Finally you have started learning officially, to be a loser! Let’s Learn !!
  • 6.
  • 7. will make you a big looser !!
  • 9. Step:1. Keep Gossiping!! # Do you talk about goals, Ideas or people ? Gossiping cont.. . .
  • 10. Step:1. Keep Gossiping!! Just keep gossiping as it will give you the best loser's impression in the society! # Do you talk about goals, Ideas or people ? Gossiping cont.. . .
  • 11. **We know its not easy !!** Gossiping cont.. . .
  • 12. **We know its not easy !!** # But you Should.. Gossiping cont.. . .
  • 13. **We know its not easy !!** 1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it! # But you Should.. Gossiping cont.. . .
  • 14. **We know its not easy !!** 1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it! 2. Find people like you and inject them. # But you Should.. Gossiping cont.. . .
  • 15. **We know its not easy !!** 1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it! 2. Find people like you and inject them. 3 And keep on doing so.. . # But you Should.. Gossiping cont.. . .
  • 16. **We know its not easy !!** 1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it! 2. Find people like you and inject them. # You know it is shameless 3 And keep on doing so.. . # But you Should.. Gossiping cont.. . .
  • 17. **We know its not easy !!** 1. Keep finding others limitation and exaggerate it! 2. Find people like you and inject them. but to be a perfect looser you have to keep it going # You know it is shameless 3 And keep on doing so.. . # But you Should.. Gossiping cont.. . .
  • 18. Still Finding it Difficult !? Gossiping cont.. . .
  • 19. Still Finding it Difficult !? Gossiping cont.. . . # No worries ! Don’t lose your Hope
  • 20. Still Finding it Difficult !? Gossiping cont.. . . # No worries ! Don’t lose your Hope 4. Find another looser and ..
  • 21. Still Finding it Difficult !? Gossiping cont.. . . # No worries ! Don’t lose your Hope 4. Find another looser and .. 5. Start comparing yourself with him and follow his foot ..!
  • 23. Step: 2. Complain!! Are you a complainer or a forward thinker? If you are the later, please stop doing so! Complain cont.. . .
  • 24. Step: 2. Complain!! Are you a complainer or a forward thinker? If you are the later, please stop doing so! Some might say, “A Braveheart never complains” Complain cont.. . .
  • 25. Step: 2. Complain!! Are you a complainer or a forward thinker? If you are the later, please stop doing so! Some might say, “A Braveheart never complains” But you don’t have to care about that . Rather , be on your track and drive towards to your dream to be a loser. Complain cont.. . .
  • 26. # When you have nothing good to talk about Complain cont.. . .
  • 27. # When you have nothing good to talk about Complain about the weather.. Complain cont.. . .
  • 28. # When you have nothing good to talk about Complain about the weather.. Complain about your life and everything wrong with it Complain cont.. . .
  • 29. # When you have nothing good to talk about Complain about the weather.. Complain because you were born in this society Complain about your life and everything wrong with it Complain cont.. . .
  • 30. # When you have nothing good to talk about Complain about the weather.. Complain about your life and everything wrong with it Complain about your boss, parents, spouse.. everybody and everything you work with ! Complain cont.. . . Complain because you were born in this society
  • 31. Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s
  • 32. Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s Comparison should be your addiction !
  • 33. Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s Comparison should be your addiction ! Compare your Hair, dress, Color!
  • 34. Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s Comparison should be your addiction ! Compare your Hair, dress, Color! You Luck
  • 35. Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s Comparison should be your addiction ! Compare your Hair, dress, Color! You Luck Your Job
  • 36. Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s Comparison should be your addiction ! Compare your Hair, dress, Color! You Luck Your Job Salary
  • 37. Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s Comparison should be your addiction ! Compare your Hair, dress, Color! You Luck Your Job Salary Girlfrie nd!
  • 38. Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s Comparison should be your addiction ! Compare your Hair, dress, Color! You Luck Your Job Salary Girlfriend ! Husband
  • 39. Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s Comparison should be your addiction ! Compare your Hair, dress, Color! You Luck Your Job Salary Girlfrien d! Husband Everything you are leaving with
  • 40. Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s Its Important to compare !
  • 41. Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s Its Important to compare ! Because it will give you happiness and You will get everything by making it your habit!
  • 42. Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s Its Important to compare ! Only making comparison can make your life batter
  • 43. Step 3. Compare with Other ‘s Its Important to compare ! Only making comparison can make your life batter “This is the ultimate loser's attitude!” And this is what you must learn to be a successful looser.
  • 44. take a break for a while! Because Mr. X is doing the same! Step: 4. Take a Break ! Break cont.. . .
  • 45. take a break for a while! Because Mr. X is doing the same! Step: 4. Take a Break ! No matter you haven’t earned it yet! May be you don’t have enough money ! Break cont.. . .
  • 46. take a break for a while! Because Mr. X is doing the same! Step: 4. Take a Break ! No matter you haven’t earned it yet! May be you don’t have enough money ! Just take one, coz X took one! Break cont.. . .
  • 47. take a break for a while! Because Mr. X is doing the same! Step: 4. Take a Break ! No matter you haven’t earned it yet! May be you don’t have enough money ! Just take one, coz X took one! Don’t try to see that Mr. X made the maximum sales in this year ! Break cont.. . .
  • 48. If you do so, You may not be able to be a perfect looser ! Break cont.. . .
  • 49. Step: 5. Keep watching Movies
  • 50. Step: 5. Keep watching Movies Reading books is hard work and can hurt your brain. Books also expose you to superior minds, and that might hurt your self-esteem!!
  • 51. Step: 5. Keep watching Movies Reading books is hard work and can hurt your brain. Books also expose you to superior minds, and that might hurt your self-esteem!! You keep watching television so you can have something to talk to other losers about.
  • 52. Step: 5. Keep watching Movies Reading books is hard work and can hurt your brain. Books also expose you to superior minds, and that might hurt your self-esteem!! You keep watching television so you can have something to talk to other losers about. Studies have shown that a 20% cognitive decline occurs when a person watches television. But you shouldn’t worry.
  • 53. Step: 5. Keep watching Movies Reading books is hard work and can hurt your brain. Books also expose you to superior minds, and that might hurt your self-esteem!! You keep watching television so you can have something to talk to other losers about. Studies have shown that a 20% cognitive decline occurs when a person watches television. But you shouldn’t worry. You just keep watching!
  • 55. Revision Time! • Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is not a work for you)
  • 56. Revision Time! • Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is not a work for you) • Step: 2. Complain!! (Society loves people with a good for nothing attitude)
  • 57. Revision Time! • Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is not a work for you) • Step: 2. Complain!! (Society loves people with a good for nothing attitude) • Step: 3. Compare with Other ‘s (Losers attitude suits you a lot)
  • 58. Revision Time! • Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is not a work for you) • Step: 2. Complain!! (Society loves people with a good for nothing attitude) • Step: 3. Compare with Other ‘s (Losers attitude suits you a lot) • Step: 4. Take a Break! (Following without rationality makes attractive personality)
  • 59. Revision Time! • Step: 1. Keep Gossiping!! (Coz value addition is not a work for you) • Step: 2. Complain!! (Society loves people with a good for nothing attitude) • Step: 3. Compare with Other ‘s (Losers attitude suits you a lot) • Step: 4. Take a Break! (Following without rationality makes attractive personality) • Step: 5. Keep watching TV (Watching movies will get you the best audience award)
  • 61. By K.M. Tanbhir Siddiki Slide Share: http://www.slideshare.net/tanbhir Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/tanbhir.khan