1. How to do well in performance reviews ByThe Great Nobby © The Great Nobby 2011

2. TheWrongWayPart 1 © The Great Nobby 2011

3. Welcome, Sarah. It’s time foryourannual performance review. © The Great Nobby 2011

4. This year you haven’tmissed a single day and you have worked, onaverage, fiftyhours a week. © The Great Nobby 2011

5. What’s more, you have exceededyour targets by 19%! © The Great Nobby 2011

6. You openedtwo new lines of businessforthecompany! © The Great Nobby 2011

7. And you voluntarilyacted as mentor to several junior staff. © The Great Nobby 2011

8. However… © The Great Nobby 2011

9. You do have a tendency to voiceyouropinion. © The Great Nobby 2011

10. And bybeing so good at yourjob, you do make a lot of theotherstaff and management look bad. © The Great Nobby 2011

11. And I have heard, and this is just a rumour, that you have a vagina. © The Great Nobby 2011

12. And itseems that you gotpregnantbysome guy called… “Hubby”. © The Great Nobby 2011

13. So, I am awarding you a “MeetsExpectations”. WELL DONE! © The Great Nobby 2011

14. TheWrongWayPart 2 © The Great Nobby 2011

15. Welcome, Mark. It’s time foryourannual performance review. © The Great Nobby 2011

16. This year you haven’tmissed a single day and you have worked, onaverage, forty-eighthours a week. © The Great Nobby 2011

17. What’s more, you have exceededyour targets by 23%! © The Great Nobby 2011

18. And you closeddealswiththree new customersonyourowninitiative! © The Great Nobby 2011

19. And I’veheard you have a big, hairypair of testicles. © The Great Nobby 2011

20. However… © The Great Nobby 2011

21. Bybeing so good at yourjob, you do make a lot of theotherstaff and management look bad. © The Great Nobby 2011

22. And you never gooutdrinkingwiththeotherguysafter work. © The Great Nobby 2011

23. And I have heard, and this is just a rumour, that yourfavouritemovie is “TheDevilWears Prada”. © The Great Nobby 2011

24. So, I am awarding you a “MeetsExpectations”. WELL DONE! © The Great Nobby 2011

25. TheRightWay © The Great Nobby 2011

26. Welcome, Dick. It’s time foryourannual performance review. © The Great Nobby 2011

27. Oh, dear… © The Great Nobby 2011

28. Itseems you have been late for work 39 times thisyear. © The Great Nobby 2011

29. And you have missed a total of twenty-onedays. © The Great Nobby 2011

30. And you were 11% below target. © The Great Nobby 2011

31. However… © The Great Nobby 2011

32. You’vegottesticles! © The Great Nobby 2011

33. You never sayanything that mightmakemanagement look like a bunch of idiots. © The Great Nobby 2011

34. You’vegot a great golf handicap! © The Great Nobby 2011

35. And you’realwaysthere to set up thedrinksafter work. © The Great Nobby 2011

36. So, I am awarding you an“ExceedsExpectations”. WELL DONE! © The Great Nobby 2011

37. Weneed more peoplelike you in thiscompany, Dick! © The Great Nobby 2011

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