1. The line of thought
continues, funny one
though ☺
Do not walk behind me, for I may not
lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may
not follow. Do not walk beside me
either. Just pretty much leave me the
hell alone.
Created By:Neha Thakur
2. Fun N Frolic
• Gravitation is not
responsible for people
falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
• Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain
• A difference of tastes in
jokes is a great strain on
the affections.
- George Eliot
• I have lots of ideas.
Trouble is, most of them
suck.
- George Carlin
• I am short enough and ugly
enough to succeed on my own.
- Woody Allen
• We need an energy bill that
encourages consumption.
- George Bush
• If you can’t convince them,
confuse them.
- Harry S. Truman
3. Fun N Frolic‐2
• Whenever I see an old lady slip
and fall on a wet sidewalk, my
first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was
an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn’t seem quite so
funny.
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
• There was never a genius without
a tincture of madness.
- Aristotle
• “I fell asleep reading a dull
book and dreamed I kept on
reading, so I awoke from sheer
boredom.
- Heinrich Heine
• For an idea that does not at
first seem insane, there is no
hope
- Albert Einstein
• You’ve got to be optimist to be
a Democrat, and you’ve got to be
a humorist to stay one.
- will Rogers - Good Gulf radio
show (24 June 1934)
4. Fun N Frolic‐3
• Honesty may be the best policy,
but it’s important to remember
that apparently, by elimination,
dishonesty is the second-best
policy.
- George Carlin
• Better to remain silent and be
thought a fool than to speak out
and remove all doubt.
- Abraham Lincoln
• A politician is a man who will
double cross that bridge when he
comes to it.
- Oscar Levant
• I have given up reading books; I
find it takes my mind off myself.
- Oscar Levant
• Is there anyone so wise as to
learn by the experience of
others ?
- Voltaire
5. Fun N Frolic‐4
• What if everything is an
illusion and nothing exists? In
that case, I definitely
overpaid for my carpet.
- Woody Allen
• My luck is so bad that if I
bought a cemetery, people would
stop dying.
– Rodney Dangerfield
• A foolish consistency is the
hobgoblin of little minds,
adored by little
statesmen and philosophers and
divines. With consistency a
great soul has
simply nothing to do.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
• Men who cannot deceive others
are very often successful at
deceiving themselves.
- Samuel Johnson
6. Fun N Frolic‐5
• A stupid man’s report of what a
clever man says is never
accurate because he
unconsciously translates what he
hears into something he can
understand.
- Bertrand Russell
• A thoughtful kid is one who
leaves enough gas in the tank
for you to get to the filling
station.
- Unknown
• “Every man is a fool for at
least five minutes every day;
wisdom consists of not exceeding
the limit.”
- Elbert Hubbard
• There are two theories to
arguing with women. Neither one
works.
• Do not trust all men, but trust
men of worth; the former course
is silly, the
latter a mark of prudence.
- Democritus
7. Fun N Frolic‐6
• There are three kinds of lies:
lies, damned lies, and
statistics.
- Mark Twain
• Happiness is having a large,
loving, caring, close-knit
family in another city.
- George Burns
• I am an excellent housekeeper.
Every time I get a divorce, I
keep the house.
- Gabor
• ARCHITECT is One who drafts a
plan of your house, and plans a
draft of your money.
- Ambrose Bierce
• I either Get what I want or I
change my mind.
- Anonymous
• Mistrust the man who finds
everything good, the man who
finds everything evil
and still more the man who is
indifferent to everything.
- Johann K. Lavater
8. THE END
• The entertainment is over, so now you can go
back to work ☺.
• This might be my last act to torture you all, now
it shall be over, a sigh of relief.
• Tener Cuidado, wish you all a beautiful life.
• Thank you all for patiently being tortured by my
deeds & acts.
• Welcome in Advance ☺.