Tony Blair calls George W. Bush after watching India's Independence Day celebrations, expressing regret that Britain gave up India as a colony and proposing that they attack India to take it back as Britain's colony again. Bush is skeptical but Blair insists, proposing they claim India has weapons of mass destruction as an excuse for invasion, as they did in Iraq. However, when Bush speaks to the Indian Prime Minister, he learns the "weapons of mass destruction" actually refer to India's politicians and officials who were trained under British rule, not real weapons.