Window Depot USA's new secret weapon for taking over the world . . . one window at a time!

1. Window Depot’s Window Wagon:
Taking Over The World One Window at a Time
Taking Over The World One Window at a Time

2. In an effort of eventual world
domination . . .

3. Window Depot has brought on a new
secret weapon

4. Introducing
The Window Wagon

5. It’s decked out in bold graphics that
makes heads turn wherever it goes

6. It’s almost like a mythical character
like Santa Claus or Leprechauns

7. You’ll have to see it to believe it

8. But it does exist

9. At 23×10 feet, you aren’t going to
miss this one

10. The Window Wagon Delivers
The Value of Triple Pane

11. It might not be carrying gifts like
Santa’s sleigh

12. But it delivers the next best
thing:

13. Quality replacement windows at
an incredible value.

14. It even comes with its own promo
code

15. It’s located on the left
back door!

16. Our van will travel to every corner of the globe
to scope out the saddest of residential windows

17. Every window with a draft, failing
seals, and rotting wood will be rescued
and replaced with new Triple Pane
Windows.

18. It’s a tall task, but anything is
possible with Window Depot’s
Window Wagon.

19. Find out what the Window Wagon
can do for you (click here)