This document provides a recipe for making a "Rome pizza" that satirizes the history and culture of ancient Rome. The ingredients include cups of hostility, war, religion, democracy, corpses, Latin, culture, instability, and blood. The instructions call for mixing land, war, and hostility to form the crust and then spreading a sauce of religion, culture, and emperors on top, along with optional toppings like incest, gambling, and togas. Soldiers, democracy, and instability are mixed together as another "sauce." The pizza bakes for about five centuries at 350 degrees.