The Bay College Model United Nations Club represented the Russian Federation delegation at the Arrowhead Model UN Conference (AMUNC) held at Lake Superior State University in April 2011.
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1. Bay College Model United Nations:
2011 Russian Federation Delegation
ARROWHEAD MODEL UN CONFERENCE (AMUNC)
LAKE SUPERIOR STATE UNIVERSITY
SAULT STE. MARIE, MI
April 7 - April 10, 2011
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2. BAY COLLEGE DELEGATION REPRESENTING RUSSIAN FEDERATION
SECURITY COUNCIL
Honorable Delegate Cas Gilbert
Honorable Delegate Cory Cronkright
HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL
Honorable Delegate Arie Beaudoin
POLITICAL AND SECURITY COMMITTEE
Honorable Delegate Sarah Unger
Honorable Delegate Nicole Johnson
SOCIAL, CULTURAL AND HUMANITARIAN COMMITTEE
Honorable Delegate Heather Deneau
Honorable Delegate Madeline Laviolette
ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL COMMITTEE
Honorable Delegate Eric Chaillier
Honorable Delegate Sarah Hughes
ENVIRONMENTAL COMMITTEE
Honorable Delegate Olivia Evans
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60. And third place for Best Opening
Policy Statement is….Russia!
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61. Award winners!
Arie Heather
Beaudoin: Deneau:
Nominated Nominated
for for
Best Delegate Best Opening
in the Policy
Human Statement
Rights speech
Council
(HRC)
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63. FAMOUS PHRASES 1
When in doubt, "Blame the Chechen Rebels!”
“Somebody write that down!”
“Olivia’s resolution is number 14.......Are you kidding me?“
"These guys don't deserve my doughnuts.“
"Donate--save the whales!““
“I burn cookies all the time,” said Sarah Hughes. “Well,
every oven is different,” replied Eric.
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65. FAMOUS PHRASES 2
“Facebook is evil. Computers are basically Satan. Satan is on
my desk!”
“He’s not just bald, he’s “expletive” bald.”
“The Russian Federation votes no.”
“The Russian Federation abstains.”
“RUSSIA. VODKA.”
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67. FAMOUS PHRASES 3
“The Russian Federation would like to make a motion that
delegates who do not know what UNAIDS stands for should
not be allowed to serve on a Model UN team.”
How do you spell, “blahuggyhuhhhwwuuhhhssfff”?
Heather’s new political ideology: “motherism”
“Will the delegate from the Russian Federation yield to a
question?” “No.”
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69. Remember when:
Arie was talking in his really bad Russian accent
Honduras taught Maddie and Nicole how to salsa dance
Eric kept recruiting other countries to the KGB
When Arie said at dinner, “Hey there’s those guys who had
I had the really weird hot tub experience with,” and Mrs. C
responded, “These are things you should never say out
loud.”
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71. Remember when:
Sarah Unger randomly yelled, “Boats!”
On your left you will see a marvelous grouping of bird-killing
clean energy windmills, and on your right you can see a steel mill
burning off its toxic waste…. Ahhhh, progress.
Every other school thought Cory was from Canada and they kept
making him talk.
When Heather hid Arie’s ipad under Sarah’s skirt.
We all walked super slowly so we could follow Mary Robinson.
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72. No way! Mrs. C gets an awesome
Jacuzzi in her room!
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73. FAMOUS PHRASES 4
“Glenn Beck is a good speaker… yeah, so was Hitler!“
That's because he cuts my nuts off every time I open my
mouth."-Heather
"You don't have nuts to cut off."-Arie
“I really want to veto something.”
“Sarah Unger’s club meeting notes are very interesting.”
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74. This is the only photo the American CIA
has been able to capture of these two
secret agents in 10 years…
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75. Remember:
Arie’s pinky toe blister
How Eric’s mobster suit was classic and so Russia
When Sarah Unger flung her fork full of food at Mrs. C
during the important banquet dinner
When Heather forgot to tell Sarah H. that Sarah U.
decided to come and she called to talk to Sarah while
she was in committee
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77. Remember when:
Olivia was sooooo loud? Me either.
DPRK and ROK co-sponsored a resolution; obviously it
was a pretend UN
USA got applause for not being there
Mrs. C and Sarah U. chased some poor kid who looked like
Bruno Mars
Arie could not deal with frozen milk
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79. Remember:
How inspirational Mary Robinson’s speech was
How tired everyone was
When Heather asked Cas if she had a “ bat in the cave”
Olivia helping Arie extinguish his lighter with her notebooks
Pizza with pepperoni and bacon
Arie rocked in his committee and Heather rocked her speech
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82. 2011 Conference photos from LSSU
A great set of photos taken over the entire event is
available at:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/61719702@N05/collec
tions/72157626416184715/
All images in this presentation were obtained from personal photos or
Google images for educational purposes only
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