18. A terrorist didn’t pay enough
postage on a letter bomb. It
was returned, marked
“return to sender”.
Forgetting it was the bomb,
he opened it and was blown
to bits.
20. The hot July sun beat relentlessly
down, casting an orange glare over
the farmhouse, fields and pond. Our
sun-baked backs ached for relief.
We quickly pulled off our sweaty
clothes and plunged into the pond,
but the tepid water only stifled us
and we soon crawled onto the brown,
dusty bank. Our parched throats
longed for something cool to drink.
30. An example of a testimonial
might be: I believe we should
erect a statue of this baseball
player in the park … he would
be an outstanding role model
since he holds the Major League
Baseball record for most
consecutive games with a hit.