A survival guide to France
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- 2. FRENCH ARE RUDE ? True or False
- 4. No, of course (maybe a little) • We don’t smile every time, it doesn’t mean we are rude; it's simply the way of the French • There are few magic sentences (we’ll talk later)
- 5. FRENCH DON’T LIKE AMERICAN True or False
- 6. NOT, AT ALL
- 7. FRENCH STINK True or False
- 8. Why ?
- 9. FRENCH WOMEN ARE TOPLESS AT THE BEACH ? True or False
- 10. No, but it’s not forbidden • Sorry, no picture…
- 11. YOU HAVE TO SPEAK FRENCH TO VISIT True or False
- 12. False, but you have to know some sentences • Try to start a conversation by some basic french : – « Bonjour! Parlez-vous anglais? » (pronounced bon- jouh, pah-lay vooz ahn-glay) is a good start. • Always greet someone with « Bonjour » before asking anythings – In France, it is considered rude to not start with « bonjour » • Know the « merci » – It’s mean « Thanks » and it’s very appreciated (coffee price can doubled if you omitted this word)
- 13. FRENCH NEVER WORK True or False
- 14. Ok, there is strikes, and the 35h but • we are the most productive people in the world • France GDP/Capita/Hour is $25.10 • Thus Americans only achieve $24.60 of GDP/Capita/Hour. • $0.50 GDP/Capita/Hour may sound small at first, but add that up across millions of people, and a few decades… • It's about working smart... and less
- 15. FRENCH EAT SNAILS AND FROGS True or False
- 16. IN FACT, YES BUT ITS RARE
- 17. FRENCH COMPLAIN ALL THE TIME True or False
- 18. THAT’S TRUE, ITS LIKE A SPORT
- 19. WE EAT A LOT OF BAGUETTES/CHEESE/WINE/COFFEE True or False
- 20. WE EVEN HAVE BAGUETTES DISPENSER
- 21. HO, AND WE DON’T WEAR BERETS
- 22. LA FRANCE Yes, its beautiful !
- 25. WE HAVE ALL THE LANDSCAPES
- 26. United States in Paris
- 28. Another Australia in Corse
- 30. Cambodgia in Var
- 31. Canada in Alsace
- 32. Colorado in Var
- 35. Great Britain in Bretagne
- 37. Italy in Var
- 39. Nevada in Landes
- 40. Pacific Island in Corse
- 42. Again Seychelles in Corse
- 43. Thailand in Jura
- 45. Rookie France travel mistakes • Only Paris • Not learning about the French before visiting • Not learning about the french language • Not learning about the french hours • $1 ≠ 1€
- 46. Hours in France • Most shops and museum are open from 9am to 12am then from 2pm to 6pm • Restaurant are open between 11am to 3pm and after 7pm • Employee take a break about 1 to 2 hours at lunch time • We dinner around 8pm • Oh, and Sunday, it’s close !
- 48. Speak french in 3 minutes • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSeaDQ6 sPs0
- 49. Vous-tu, yes it’s complicated • http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la- og-bastile-vous-tu-20140711-htmlstory.html
- 50. Faire la bise • Men to men, family or very good friend • Men to women : always except in formal occasion • Women to women : only if you use « tu » • Numbers of kiss depends from 1 to 5 (really…)
- 51. COMMON MISTAKES
- 52. TU ES BONNE You are good (to a girl)
- 53. YOU ARE GOOD … IN BED Tu es douée
- 54. CONNARD duck
- 55. IT’S NOT DUCK BUT DOUCHEBAG Canard
- 56. BAISER To kiss
- 58. JE SUIS CHAUDE I’m hot
- 59. ARE YOU HORNY ? J’ai chaud
- 60. NOURRITURE SANS PRESERVATIFS Food without preservative
- 61. REALLY, WITHOUT CONDOMS ? Sans conservateur
- 62. ÇA SUCE It sucks
- 63. HUM…. NOT RATING-G C’est nul (it’s lame)
- 64. JOUIR To enjoy
- 65. YES, I HAVE AN ORGASM Apprécier
- 66. JE SUIS EXCITÉ I’m excited about
- 67. WELL, STILL NOT RATED-G Je suis emballé
- 68. YES WE HOLD FOOD SACRED
- 69. good manners • You have to be late about 10 minutes (but no more, and not in business environnement) • Never cross your glasse with someone else
- 70. Art de la table : it can be scary
Notes de l'éditeur
- Yes, in France, you have to be late, but not so much