Our final script of 'Useless in Uniform'

1. Script (Final)
Assigning Roles:
- Mise-en-Scene (Kvarne & Zak), Responsible for choosing and preparing the set, advising
actors on clothing and choosing the props that are going to be used in each scene.
- Camera techniques (All), we will all choose and suggest different camera
movements/angles for each scene we shoot.
- Camera man (Rotation between the 4 of us), we will rotate the job of controlling the
camera between the four of us depending on who is acting in each scene.
- Editing (Chris & Mo), after we complete the filming process the editing process will be
completed by Chris and Mo. They will be responsible for cutting out bloopers, deleting
unwanted scenes, adding music and changing the lighting depending on the mood of the
scene.
- Script (All), finally we will all contribute to the writing of the script and we will all
contribute our different ideas to make the script the best it can be.
Story: The short story is about two rookie policemen and their mission to take their job
seriously. They are assigned the task of monitoring a public park, where they will aim to
make their first big arrest.
Opening scene: Both Characters (Not named) played by Kvarne and Chris enter the park,
they are walking down the path side by side.
(Kvarne attempts to sit down but is stopped by Chris, and then they both sit down on the
bench)
Chris: ‘Let’s stop that, we need to be responsible on this job’
(Time passes)
Chris: ‘I don’t understand how windy it is, it’s so cold’
Kvarne: ‘Yeah it’s so cold; I wish I had a hat’
(A hat is thrown to him by an unknown character)
Unknown Character: ‘There you go mate!’
Kvarne: ‘Thank you’
2nd scene: Both characters are having a conversation about the previous arrest
Chris: ‘So, what did you get from that last job?’ (Kvarne bring out his gun)
‘Looks nice, what is it’
Kvarne: ‘It’s a Magnum Carbon Revo……’ (Interrupted by gun going off)
Chris: ‘You know on this job there are many responsibilities...’
(Barbie Girl ringtone rings)
Chris: ‘Are you serious?’ (Referring to the conversation Kvarne is having with his mum)

2. Kvarne: ‘Hi Mum’
Chris: ‘Oh my god’
Kvarne: ‘I’m just here with my buddy, yes we are doing a good job’
Chris: ‘Where meant to be working right now’
(Meaning while Nadeem (Guest Actor) is dying in the background and they two main
characters have failed to notice due to the distraction caused by the phone call)
Kvarne: ‘One minute!’ (Towards Chris)
Chris: ‘Put the phone down’ (This is said repeatedly)
Kvarne: ‘Yes mum, Fish and chips please. Ok love you see you later’
3rd scene: The characters spot a criminal dropping litter in the park; they pursue him and
eventually catch him.
Chris: ‘Hey look at that guy’
Kvarne: 'Yeah he’s holding a bag of dog crap!’
Chris: ‘I don’t think he has a dog with him’
Kvarne: ‘What do you think he is going to do with it?’
Chris: ‘I don’t know’
(The criminal drops the bag of rubbish on the floor, right next to the bin. The criminal is
played by either Zak/Mo)
Chris: ‘Excuse me!’ (Said repeatedly)
Chris: ‘Stop there!’ (Said repeatedly)
(The criminal then begins to run away and the chase begins, the criminal is chased through
the park and eventually caught. Some words may be said to the criminal by Chris and Kvarne
once they have caught him)
The opening of the film ends.