cards
for any
occasion
For Montréal writer Jessie Sternthal and creative director Jo-
Ann Munro, Bone Dry Greetings was a calling. A longing. A
craving to say exactly what’s on your mind—with unabashed honesty—
using the driest humour possible. Bone dry humour.
With this new line, they’re bringing back the greeting card.
And clearly, creating more and more reasons to send one.
Don’t get us wrong. We’ve got nothing against birthdays, anniversaries,
get well soons and even the passing on of a deepest
sympathy or two. But in the big bad world of greetings, those
arid grounds are covered. So, when we say Bone Dry Greetings
are perfect for any occasion, here’s what we mean.
3. cards
for any
occasion
For Montréal writer Jessie Sternthal and creative director Jo-
Ann Munro, Bone Dry Greetings was a calling. A longing. A
craving to say exactly what’s on your mind—with unabashed ho-
nesty—using the driest humour possible. Bone dry humour.
With this new line, they’re bringing back the greeting card.
And clearly, creating more and more reasons to send one.
Don’t get us wrong. We’ve got nothing against birthdays, anni-
versaries, get well soons and even the passing on of a deepest
sympathy or two. But in the big bad world of greetings, those
arid grounds are covered. So, when we say Bone Dry Greetings
are perfect for any occasion, here’s what we mean.
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5. “ orryIcalled911.
S
Ididn’trealize
youweredancing”
Pickanoccasion:
a. boss let loose at annual office bbq
b. brought first date to brother’s wedding
c. neighbour has no curtains
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7. “ ’mreally
I
goingtomiss
yourmoney”
Pickanoccasion:
a. they/you were cheating
b. 40 year age difference is just creepy
c. loaded uncle is dying
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