Barbie's South Carolina Birthday Bash.

1. We were going to have your party at Cooter’s Condo, but there just wasn’t enough room for all the people we figured would come to celebrate your birthday.

2. So Earl offered his place which always makes for a great party.

3. So Jethro got on the phone and started calling everyone. We figured he’d be the best at doing that cause he is so good at multi-tasking.

4. We made lists of what we would need for the party.

5. People started lining up baby sitters so they could come and celebrate and not have to worry about the little ones.

6. Well they started showing up in bus loads...

7. In the family limos…

8. … by boat

9. Some even rode over on there motorcycles.

10. A couple a folks had a minor problem getting there, but they just opened their doors and got out and when they hit the ground they were there.

11. Of course as usual we had to explain to Billy Bob it wasn’t that kind of party and leave that dang thing in the truck.

12. Well the coolers got filled…

13. Then we fired up the grill…

14. And Darnel even put the rake to good use cookin’ up the dogs.

15. Emmy Mae and Bobbi Sue were gracious enough to prepare a cake for the occasion.

16. Of course John Boy showed up with his wives (sisters and cousins) all dressed in their Sunday best.

17. And that was when Pearl and Clayton Clyde got the party going by startin’ off with some two-steppin’

18. Uncle Fester gathered up a few of the fellers for some toilet seat tossin’

19. And lots of other local popular party games were a goin’ on

20. Some folks were havin’ the time of their life in the pool.

21. And what party would be complete without some hot-tubbin’ going on?

22. But it just wasn’t the same without ya. So we gathered up some of the folks to wish you a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY .

23. And a party is just never complete until I end up with a lamp shade on my head?