1. Are you tired of coming home to a quiet,
empty house?
Are you tired of that void in your life that
you just can’t seem to fill?

2. Have a baby!

3. You’re guaranteed never to
have another quiet moment
again!

4. EVER!

6. A FREE FIAT
UNO!

7. Isn’t that great?
Of course, you could also choose NOT to have
a baby, but then you’d probably end up old and
alone….

11. Babies poop
rainbows and love