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CHAPTER 1
GEORGE , HARRIS , JEROME (JIM) & MONTMORENCY
---DISCUSSING THEIR HEALTH AND THE DIFFERENT
               HEALTH PROBLEMS
JIM (JEROME) TALKS ABOUT HIS LIVER CONDITION
EVER SINCE HE HAS BEEN A BOY AFTER READING A
            LIVER –PILL CIRCULAR.
JIM (JEROME) GETS A SHOCK WHEN HE VISITS THE
 BRITISH MUSEUM AND BEGINS THE ALPHABETIC
     RESEARCH ON DISEASES AND SYMPTOMS
HE WAS SCARED! HE SEEMED TO HAVE SYMPTOMS
     OF ALL DISEASES MENTIONED EXCEPT
HOUSEMAID’S KNEE !HE RUSHED TO HIS DOCTOR
                   FRIEND
JIM (JEROME) TOOK THE DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTION
 TO THE CHEMIST BUT THE CHEMIST RETURNED IT
SAYING HE DIDN’T STOCK THE MENTIONED THINGS.
JIM (JEROME) READ THE PRESCRIPTION AND WAS
AMAZED TO SEE THAT IT WAS LIFE-STYLE ADVICE
       AND NOT PRESCRIBED MEDICINES!!!
HE THOUGHT BACK ON HIS LIVER PROBLEM -- USED
TO MAKE HIM FEEL LAZY BUT HIS FAMILY CLUMPED
 HIM ON THE HEAD TO MAKE HIM GET UP & WORK!
GEORGE SUGGESTED GOING UP THE RIVER THAMES
  FOR A CHANGE OF SCENE IN A BOAT AND THE
          OTHERS AGREED…EXCEPT…
MONTMORENCY (THE DOG) DID NOT LIKE THE IDEA
AT ALL. HE WAS NOT INTERESTED IN THE SCENERY
 OR RELAXING AND SMOKING.HE FOUND IT SILLY.
CHAPTER 2
THEY TOOK OUT A MAP AND LOOKED UP PLACES.
DAY—SATURDAY & PLACE –KINGSTON WAS DECIDED
  AS A START. HARRIS AND JIM WOULD TAKE THE
BOAT FROM WEYBRIDGE AND GEORGE WOULD JOIN
                 THEM THERE.
THEY DECIDED AGAINST CAMPING WHEN HARRIS
 MENTIONED WHAT THEY WOULD DO WHEN IT
 RAINED. THEY THOUGHT ABOUT IT THIS WAY.
THEY IMAGINED MORE OF DRAWBACKS AND
FINALLY DECIDED TO CAMP OUT ONLY IN GOOD
   WEATHER AND HOTEL IN BAD WEATHER.
CHAPTER 3
HARRIS STARTED ORDERING AND ORGANISING AND
WANTED JIM TO GET A PAPER-PENCIL AND GEORGE
TO GET THE GROCERY LIST. HE ,HIMSELF WANTED
           TO WRITE OUT THE LIST.
THE FIRST LIST WAS WAY TOO LONG AND SO THEY
 MADE ANOTHER BASED ON WHAT THEY WOULD
                 REALLY USE.
JEROME THOUGHT ABOUT HOW PEOPLE CLUTTER
   UP THEIR BOAT OF LIFE WITH UNECESSARY
  THINGS. LIFE SHOULD ALSO BE LIGHT..WITH
              THINGS WE NEED.
JIM PHILOSOPHISES ABOUT THE BOAT OF LIFE AND
  SAYS THAT WE WOULD BE HAPPY IF WE GIVE UP
      WHAT IS NOT REQUIRED IN OUR LIVES.
GEORGE SUGGESTED THAT THEY SHOULD TAKE A
BOAT WITH A COVER INSTEAD OF TAKING A TENT
 AND EVERYONE AGREED AS IT SEEMED A GOOD
                   IDEA!
GEORGE COMMENTED ON THE KIND OF CLOTHES
         THEY OUGHT TO TAKE.
CHAPTER 4
THE FOCUS OF PACKING THEN SHIFTED FROM
CLOTHES TO FOOD AND THEY STARTED THINKING
   OF PACKING THINGS LIKE FRYING PAN ETC.
JIM WAS STRICTLY AGAINST TAKING A STOVE AS
HE DIDN’T WANT ANY OIL. HE REMEMBERED HOW
ONCE THE OIL HAD OOZED OUT AND SPREAD ALL
    OVER THE RUDDER AND RIVER, SPOILING
               EVERYTHING.
JIM ASKED THAT THE PACKING BE LEFT ENTIRELY
TO HIM. GEAORGE AND HARRIS READILY AGREED.
 THIS WAS NOT WHAT JIM HAD WANTED! HE HAD
     WANTED THEM TO PACK WHILE HE GAVE
     INSTRUCTIONS ABOUT PACKING. NOW…
….NOW…HE WAS PACKING THINGS ALL BY HIMSELF
 WHILE THE OTHER TWO JUST SAT AND RELAXED.
          THIS IRRITATED JIM A LOT!!!
HARRIS WAITED TILL JIM HAD FINISHED PACKING
AND THEN POINTED OUT THAT THE BOOTS WERE
NOT PACKED ! JIM WAS IRRITATED THAT HARRIS
  HADN’T MENTIONED THE BOOTS EARLIER…
JIMUNPACKED EVERYTHING , NOT JUST BECAUSE
   OF THE BOOTS BUT BECAUSE HE COULDN’T
REMEMBER IF HE HAD PACKED HIS TOOTHBRUSH!!!
JIM (JEROME)FINALLY FINISHED THE PACKING AT
                 10:05 P.M.
GEORGE AND HARRIS DECIDE TO DO THE REST OF
THE PACKING OF HAMPERS. GEORGE IS THE WORST
  PACKER AND THEN IT IS HARRIS ----- SAID JIM.
GEORGE BEGAN BY BREAKING A CUP!!
JIM (JEROME) WATCHED AS HARRIS SQUISHED THE
  JAM AND GEORGE STEPPED ON THE BUTTER!!!.
AFTER A LOT OF DISASTERS, LIKE SPILLING SALT ,
 SCRAPING THINGS ETC,. HARRIS FINALLY ENDED
        UP SITTING ON THE BUTTER!!!!!!
HARRIS WAS REALLY ANGRY WITH MONTMORENCY
 AS HE GOT IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING AND
          SPOILED THE PACKING!!!!!.
THEY FINISHED THE PACKING BY 12:50 AT NIGHT.
THEY WERE TIRED. HARRIS HAD TO SLEEP THERE
   THAT NIGHT AS THEY HAD TO LEAVE FOR
    KINGSTON TOGETHER , THE NEXT DAY.
JIM (JEROME) AND HARRIS ASKED GEORGE TO
          WAKE THEM UP AT 6:30 A.M.
                   BUT…..
GEORGE HAD ALREADY DROPPED INTO DEEP SLEEP.
JIM (JEROME)AND HARRIS PLACED A BATH TUB
 NEXT TO SLEEPING GEORGE’S BED SO THAT HE
WOULD TUMBLE INTO IT NEXT DAY MORNING!!!!!!!!.
CHAPTER 5
MRS. POPPETS KNOCKED AT THE DOOR AND TOLD
THEM THAT IT WAS 9:00 A.M. JIM WOKE UP WITH A
SHOCK TO FIND THAT GEORGE WAS STILL ASLEEP
             AND SO WAS HARRIS.
JIM AND HARRIS DRAGGED GEORGE OUT OF BED
AND HE FELL ―SPLASSSHHHH!‖ INTO THE TUB NEXT
                TO THE BED!!!.
AFTER A BRIEF TALK ABOUT THE RELIABILITY OF
WEATHER FORECASTS, GEORGE LEFT AND JIM AND
        HARRIS GOT READY TO LEAVE.
PEOPLE GATHERED AROUND THEIR HOUSE AS THEY
CAME OUT WITH THE WHOLE LOT OF LUGGAGE AND
 GUESSED THAT THERE MIGHT BE A WEDDING OR
        THAT IT COULD BE A FUNERAL.
THEY REACHED WATERLOO STATION AT 11 A.M.
AND ASKED WHERE THE 11:05 TRAIN STARTED
   FROM. THEY WERE TOLD –PLATFORM 2.
JIM AND HARRIS WERE TOLD THAT THEY WERE
LOOKING AT THE SOUTHAMPTON EXPRES AND NOT
            THE KINGSTON TRAIN !!.
JIM TOLD THAT ENGINE DRIVER TO TAKE THEM TO
        KINGSTON AND HE AGREED!!!!!.
 THEY REACHED KINGSTON BY THE LONDON AND
          SOUTH WESTERN RAILWAY!
THE TRAIN WAS ACTUALLY THE EXETER MAIL AND
THE PASSENGERS HAD SPENT HOURS LOOKING FOR
                   IT!!!!!!
CHAPTER 6
THEY WERE FINALLY ON THE BOAT AND ROWING
        PAST HAMPTON COURT!!!!!!
HARRIS’ DESCRIPTION OF GETTING LOST AT
HAMPTON COURT MAZE AND HOW MANY PEOPLE
       GOT LOST FOLLOWING HIM!!!!!!
INCIDENT---SHOUTING FOR THE KEEPER AND HE
TRYING TO LEAD THEM OUT UNSUCCESSFULLY. OLD
        KEEPER FINALLY LED THEM OUT.
CHAPTER 7
PEOPLE NEAR
     THE
 RIVERSIDE---
  BRIGHTLY
     AND
  PRETTILY
 DRESSED ---
   SPRING
   SEASON.
   PEOPLE
 DRESSED IN
    THEIR
   SUNDAY
DRESSES AND
ENJOYING AS
   WELL AS
  RELAXING.
THE WRITER HUMOUROUSLY TALKS ABOUT AN
 INCIDENT AND SAYS HOW THE LADIES SHOULD
DRESS FOR ROWING AND TRY NOT TO SPOIL THE
                   FUN.
HARRIS DESPERATELY WANTED A DRINK BUT
FINALLY SETTLED FOR LEMONADE IN THE HAMPER
                ON THE BOAT.
HARRIS STEERED THE BOAT INTO THE BANK AND
THE FORCE OF THE HIT BOAT MADE HIM FALL INTO
THE HAMPER WITH HIS LEGS UP TILL JIM HELPED
                   HIM!!!!
CHAPTER 8
KEMPTON
    PARK---
 HARRIS AND
JIM PAUSED TO
     HAVE
 LUNCH.THEY
     WERE
BEGINNING TO
     GET
BLACKMAILED
BY A STRANGE
   MAN WHO
  ASKED FOR
  MONEY OR
 THREATENED
  TO THROW
  THEM OUT.
THIS MIGHT
 HAVE MADE
 JIM ANGRY
BUT IT MADE
HARRIS VERY
VIOLENT AND
 HE WANTED
TO KILL THE
PERSON WHO
FINALLY RAN
    OFF.
THEY FINALLY SAW GEORGE AT WEYBRIDGE AND
 HE BOARDED CARRYING A PARCEL WHICH WAS
REVEALED TO BE A BANJO HE WANTED TO PLAY.
CHAPTER 9
HARRIS AND JIM WERE KEEN TO HAND OVER SOME
 WORK TO GEORGE FINALLY .THEY GAVE HIM THE
         TOWLINE TO TOW THE BOAT.
JIM’S MENTION OF THE FUNNY BUSINESS OF TOW
LINES AND HOW IT IS MOST ENGAGING WHEN GIRLS
DO IT.(INCIDENT—WRITER AND A YOUNG LADY ON A
             RIVER TRIP AT GORING)
ALL THRE FINALLY GO PAST PENTON HOOK TO
RUNNYMEDE AND PULL UP THERE AT A PICNIC
                 POINT.
CHAPTER 10
THEY DECIDED TO SPEND TEN MINUTES TO PUT
THE COVER ON THE BOAT FOR THEIR FIRST CAMP
         OF THE TRIP ON THE BOAT.
JIM WATCHED AMUSED, AS GEORGE AND HARRIS
ENTANGLED THEMSELVES IN THE BOAT COVER!!!.
JIM (JEROME) FINALLY DISENTANGLED THEM AND
         THEY WEREN’T REALLY HAPPY.
AFTER AN HOUR , THEY FINALLY SAT DOWN FOR
THEIR DINNER AND ATE IN TOTAL SILENCE----THAT’S
          HOW HUNGRY THEY WERE!!!.
THEY FINALLY LAY BACK WONDERING WHY LIFE
        COULDN’T BE AS PEACEFUL.
JIM WAS UNCOMFORTABLE AS A PART OF THE BOAT
   KEPT DIGGING INTO HIS SPINE.HE GOT UP AND
  STEPPED OUT TO ADMIRE THE GLORIOUS NIGHT.

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3 men in a boat - IX

  • 2. GEORGE , HARRIS , JEROME (JIM) & MONTMORENCY ---DISCUSSING THEIR HEALTH AND THE DIFFERENT HEALTH PROBLEMS
  • 3. JIM (JEROME) TALKS ABOUT HIS LIVER CONDITION EVER SINCE HE HAS BEEN A BOY AFTER READING A LIVER –PILL CIRCULAR.
  • 4. JIM (JEROME) GETS A SHOCK WHEN HE VISITS THE BRITISH MUSEUM AND BEGINS THE ALPHABETIC RESEARCH ON DISEASES AND SYMPTOMS
  • 5. HE WAS SCARED! HE SEEMED TO HAVE SYMPTOMS OF ALL DISEASES MENTIONED EXCEPT HOUSEMAID’S KNEE !HE RUSHED TO HIS DOCTOR FRIEND
  • 6. JIM (JEROME) TOOK THE DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTION TO THE CHEMIST BUT THE CHEMIST RETURNED IT SAYING HE DIDN’T STOCK THE MENTIONED THINGS.
  • 7. JIM (JEROME) READ THE PRESCRIPTION AND WAS AMAZED TO SEE THAT IT WAS LIFE-STYLE ADVICE AND NOT PRESCRIBED MEDICINES!!!
  • 8. HE THOUGHT BACK ON HIS LIVER PROBLEM -- USED TO MAKE HIM FEEL LAZY BUT HIS FAMILY CLUMPED HIM ON THE HEAD TO MAKE HIM GET UP & WORK!
  • 9. GEORGE SUGGESTED GOING UP THE RIVER THAMES FOR A CHANGE OF SCENE IN A BOAT AND THE OTHERS AGREED…EXCEPT…
  • 10. MONTMORENCY (THE DOG) DID NOT LIKE THE IDEA AT ALL. HE WAS NOT INTERESTED IN THE SCENERY OR RELAXING AND SMOKING.HE FOUND IT SILLY.
  • 12. THEY TOOK OUT A MAP AND LOOKED UP PLACES. DAY—SATURDAY & PLACE –KINGSTON WAS DECIDED AS A START. HARRIS AND JIM WOULD TAKE THE BOAT FROM WEYBRIDGE AND GEORGE WOULD JOIN THEM THERE.
  • 13. THEY DECIDED AGAINST CAMPING WHEN HARRIS MENTIONED WHAT THEY WOULD DO WHEN IT RAINED. THEY THOUGHT ABOUT IT THIS WAY.
  • 14. THEY IMAGINED MORE OF DRAWBACKS AND FINALLY DECIDED TO CAMP OUT ONLY IN GOOD WEATHER AND HOTEL IN BAD WEATHER.
  • 16. HARRIS STARTED ORDERING AND ORGANISING AND WANTED JIM TO GET A PAPER-PENCIL AND GEORGE TO GET THE GROCERY LIST. HE ,HIMSELF WANTED TO WRITE OUT THE LIST.
  • 17. THE FIRST LIST WAS WAY TOO LONG AND SO THEY MADE ANOTHER BASED ON WHAT THEY WOULD REALLY USE.
  • 18. JEROME THOUGHT ABOUT HOW PEOPLE CLUTTER UP THEIR BOAT OF LIFE WITH UNECESSARY THINGS. LIFE SHOULD ALSO BE LIGHT..WITH THINGS WE NEED.
  • 19. JIM PHILOSOPHISES ABOUT THE BOAT OF LIFE AND SAYS THAT WE WOULD BE HAPPY IF WE GIVE UP WHAT IS NOT REQUIRED IN OUR LIVES.
  • 20. GEORGE SUGGESTED THAT THEY SHOULD TAKE A BOAT WITH A COVER INSTEAD OF TAKING A TENT AND EVERYONE AGREED AS IT SEEMED A GOOD IDEA!
  • 21. GEORGE COMMENTED ON THE KIND OF CLOTHES THEY OUGHT TO TAKE.
  • 23. THE FOCUS OF PACKING THEN SHIFTED FROM CLOTHES TO FOOD AND THEY STARTED THINKING OF PACKING THINGS LIKE FRYING PAN ETC.
  • 24. JIM WAS STRICTLY AGAINST TAKING A STOVE AS HE DIDN’T WANT ANY OIL. HE REMEMBERED HOW ONCE THE OIL HAD OOZED OUT AND SPREAD ALL OVER THE RUDDER AND RIVER, SPOILING EVERYTHING.
  • 25. JIM ASKED THAT THE PACKING BE LEFT ENTIRELY TO HIM. GEAORGE AND HARRIS READILY AGREED. THIS WAS NOT WHAT JIM HAD WANTED! HE HAD WANTED THEM TO PACK WHILE HE GAVE INSTRUCTIONS ABOUT PACKING. NOW…
  • 26. ….NOW…HE WAS PACKING THINGS ALL BY HIMSELF WHILE THE OTHER TWO JUST SAT AND RELAXED. THIS IRRITATED JIM A LOT!!!
  • 27. HARRIS WAITED TILL JIM HAD FINISHED PACKING AND THEN POINTED OUT THAT THE BOOTS WERE NOT PACKED ! JIM WAS IRRITATED THAT HARRIS HADN’T MENTIONED THE BOOTS EARLIER…
  • 28. JIMUNPACKED EVERYTHING , NOT JUST BECAUSE OF THE BOOTS BUT BECAUSE HE COULDN’T REMEMBER IF HE HAD PACKED HIS TOOTHBRUSH!!!
  • 29. JIM (JEROME)FINALLY FINISHED THE PACKING AT 10:05 P.M.
  • 30. GEORGE AND HARRIS DECIDE TO DO THE REST OF THE PACKING OF HAMPERS. GEORGE IS THE WORST PACKER AND THEN IT IS HARRIS ----- SAID JIM.
  • 31. GEORGE BEGAN BY BREAKING A CUP!!
  • 32. JIM (JEROME) WATCHED AS HARRIS SQUISHED THE JAM AND GEORGE STEPPED ON THE BUTTER!!!.
  • 33. AFTER A LOT OF DISASTERS, LIKE SPILLING SALT , SCRAPING THINGS ETC,. HARRIS FINALLY ENDED UP SITTING ON THE BUTTER!!!!!!
  • 34. HARRIS WAS REALLY ANGRY WITH MONTMORENCY AS HE GOT IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING AND SPOILED THE PACKING!!!!!.
  • 35. THEY FINISHED THE PACKING BY 12:50 AT NIGHT. THEY WERE TIRED. HARRIS HAD TO SLEEP THERE THAT NIGHT AS THEY HAD TO LEAVE FOR KINGSTON TOGETHER , THE NEXT DAY.
  • 36. JIM (JEROME) AND HARRIS ASKED GEORGE TO WAKE THEM UP AT 6:30 A.M. BUT….. GEORGE HAD ALREADY DROPPED INTO DEEP SLEEP.
  • 37. JIM (JEROME)AND HARRIS PLACED A BATH TUB NEXT TO SLEEPING GEORGE’S BED SO THAT HE WOULD TUMBLE INTO IT NEXT DAY MORNING!!!!!!!!.
  • 39. MRS. POPPETS KNOCKED AT THE DOOR AND TOLD THEM THAT IT WAS 9:00 A.M. JIM WOKE UP WITH A SHOCK TO FIND THAT GEORGE WAS STILL ASLEEP AND SO WAS HARRIS.
  • 40. JIM AND HARRIS DRAGGED GEORGE OUT OF BED AND HE FELL ―SPLASSSHHHH!‖ INTO THE TUB NEXT TO THE BED!!!.
  • 41. AFTER A BRIEF TALK ABOUT THE RELIABILITY OF WEATHER FORECASTS, GEORGE LEFT AND JIM AND HARRIS GOT READY TO LEAVE.
  • 42. PEOPLE GATHERED AROUND THEIR HOUSE AS THEY CAME OUT WITH THE WHOLE LOT OF LUGGAGE AND GUESSED THAT THERE MIGHT BE A WEDDING OR THAT IT COULD BE A FUNERAL.
  • 43. THEY REACHED WATERLOO STATION AT 11 A.M. AND ASKED WHERE THE 11:05 TRAIN STARTED FROM. THEY WERE TOLD –PLATFORM 2.
  • 44. JIM AND HARRIS WERE TOLD THAT THEY WERE LOOKING AT THE SOUTHAMPTON EXPRES AND NOT THE KINGSTON TRAIN !!.
  • 45. JIM TOLD THAT ENGINE DRIVER TO TAKE THEM TO KINGSTON AND HE AGREED!!!!!. THEY REACHED KINGSTON BY THE LONDON AND SOUTH WESTERN RAILWAY!
  • 46. THE TRAIN WAS ACTUALLY THE EXETER MAIL AND THE PASSENGERS HAD SPENT HOURS LOOKING FOR IT!!!!!!
  • 48. THEY WERE FINALLY ON THE BOAT AND ROWING PAST HAMPTON COURT!!!!!!
  • 49. HARRIS’ DESCRIPTION OF GETTING LOST AT HAMPTON COURT MAZE AND HOW MANY PEOPLE GOT LOST FOLLOWING HIM!!!!!!
  • 50. INCIDENT---SHOUTING FOR THE KEEPER AND HE TRYING TO LEAD THEM OUT UNSUCCESSFULLY. OLD KEEPER FINALLY LED THEM OUT.
  • 52. PEOPLE NEAR THE RIVERSIDE--- BRIGHTLY AND PRETTILY DRESSED --- SPRING SEASON. PEOPLE DRESSED IN THEIR SUNDAY DRESSES AND ENJOYING AS WELL AS RELAXING.
  • 53. THE WRITER HUMOUROUSLY TALKS ABOUT AN INCIDENT AND SAYS HOW THE LADIES SHOULD DRESS FOR ROWING AND TRY NOT TO SPOIL THE FUN.
  • 54. HARRIS DESPERATELY WANTED A DRINK BUT FINALLY SETTLED FOR LEMONADE IN THE HAMPER ON THE BOAT.
  • 55. HARRIS STEERED THE BOAT INTO THE BANK AND THE FORCE OF THE HIT BOAT MADE HIM FALL INTO THE HAMPER WITH HIS LEGS UP TILL JIM HELPED HIM!!!!
  • 57. KEMPTON PARK--- HARRIS AND JIM PAUSED TO HAVE LUNCH.THEY WERE BEGINNING TO GET BLACKMAILED BY A STRANGE MAN WHO ASKED FOR MONEY OR THREATENED TO THROW THEM OUT.
  • 58. THIS MIGHT HAVE MADE JIM ANGRY BUT IT MADE HARRIS VERY VIOLENT AND HE WANTED TO KILL THE PERSON WHO FINALLY RAN OFF.
  • 59. THEY FINALLY SAW GEORGE AT WEYBRIDGE AND HE BOARDED CARRYING A PARCEL WHICH WAS REVEALED TO BE A BANJO HE WANTED TO PLAY.
  • 61. HARRIS AND JIM WERE KEEN TO HAND OVER SOME WORK TO GEORGE FINALLY .THEY GAVE HIM THE TOWLINE TO TOW THE BOAT.
  • 62. JIM’S MENTION OF THE FUNNY BUSINESS OF TOW LINES AND HOW IT IS MOST ENGAGING WHEN GIRLS DO IT.(INCIDENT—WRITER AND A YOUNG LADY ON A RIVER TRIP AT GORING)
  • 63. ALL THRE FINALLY GO PAST PENTON HOOK TO RUNNYMEDE AND PULL UP THERE AT A PICNIC POINT.
  • 65. THEY DECIDED TO SPEND TEN MINUTES TO PUT THE COVER ON THE BOAT FOR THEIR FIRST CAMP OF THE TRIP ON THE BOAT.
  • 66. JIM WATCHED AMUSED, AS GEORGE AND HARRIS ENTANGLED THEMSELVES IN THE BOAT COVER!!!.
  • 67. JIM (JEROME) FINALLY DISENTANGLED THEM AND THEY WEREN’T REALLY HAPPY.
  • 68. AFTER AN HOUR , THEY FINALLY SAT DOWN FOR THEIR DINNER AND ATE IN TOTAL SILENCE----THAT’S HOW HUNGRY THEY WERE!!!.
  • 69. THEY FINALLY LAY BACK WONDERING WHY LIFE COULDN’T BE AS PEACEFUL.
  • 70. JIM WAS UNCOMFORTABLE AS A PART OF THE BOAT KEPT DIGGING INTO HIS SPINE.HE GOT UP AND STEPPED OUT TO ADMIRE THE GLORIOUS NIGHT.