1. UP UP … AND AWAY … WELCOME TO THE 2010 ROYAL WINDSOR MIDSUMMER FAYRE AND DUCK RACE

2. HIGHER … AND HIGHER … WELCOME TO THE 2010 ROYAL WINDSOR MIDSUMMER FAYRE AND DUCK RACE

3. AND HIGHER STILL … RIGHT TO THE TOP … WELCOME TO THE 2010 ROYAL WINDSOR MIDSUMMER FAYRE AND DUCK RACE

4. THEN GENTLY BACK DOWN AGAIN … WELCOME TO THE 2010 ROYAL WINDSOR MIDSUMMER FAYRE AND DUCK RACE

5. WHO SHOULD GREET US? … JON DAVEY! BUT WHAT’S HE HOLDING? AND WHERE’S HE BEEN? WELCOME TO THE 2010 ROYAL WINDSOR MIDSUMMER FAYRE AND DUCK RACE

6. … WITH THAT DASTARDLY DUO … ROTARIANS COLIN AND UMA …

7. … ROTARIANS ARE ALSO GUARDING THE CASTLE! …

8. … WHILST THE BOUNCER DOES THE HEAVY STUFF …

9. … SO WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT AROUND HERE? …

10. … OH YEAH … DUCKS ! … AND BALLOONS … AND STUFF …

11. … THE INNER WHEEL CLUB OF WINDSOR & ETON ARE HERE …

12. … SELLING AND EATING BOOKS ! …

13. … SELLING – BUT NOT EATING THEIR DELICIOUS CAKES ! …

14. … AND SHOWING OFF A BIT OF GLAMOUR …

15. … AND THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR ARE ALSO HERE …

16. … ADDING THEIR OWN FUN AND GLAMOUR TO THE OCCASION …

17. … AND TO HELP LOOK AFTER US ‘OLDIES’ WERE …

18. … BRINGING COLOUR AND SMILES INTO OUR LIVES …

19. … UPLIFTING, ANGELIC SINGING WAFTED THROUGH THE ETHER …

20. THE ARRIVAL OF THE NEW MAYOR OF WINDSOR & MAIDENHEAD … From left to right… New Honorary Member ‘ the duck’; Fund Raising Chairman David Wheeler; Councillor Catherine Bursnam; President James Lang.

21. Don’t you dare move your hand David …

22. Hurry up.. - I want a go

23. I was enjoying that too .. Coo .. A giant Bicyle wheel !

24. THE MAYOR TOURS THE STALLS, STOPPING FOR A CHAT … Who’s that white bearded OLD man taking photos?

25. THE MAYOR TOURS THE STALLS, STOPPING FOR A CHAT … Gosh – which one of us 4 is it?

26. Hope I find a HERO at the fayre …

27. Somebody has bought my favourite cake ! Naahh …I ate it !

28. What’s that shoe doing in the photo?

29. Rambling! … that’s what we’ve been doing !

30. Hope someone’s not doing rabbit ears behind me ! We’re just admiring your white fluffy tail

31. At last .. I’ve found my HEROES ! I’d love a Duck Race ..

32. YOUR WISH IS OUR COMMAND … DUCKS AT THE READY …

33. … BACK STREAM AT THE READY …

34. … QUACKERS AT THE READY …

35. … OLD WINDSOR LIFEBOAT AT THE READY …

36. … AWAY THE BUSINESS DUCKS …

37. … BUSINESS DUCKS ARE OFF … MAKING A SLOW START …

38. … GET READY … GET SET … GO! … PERFECT LAUNCH …

39. … NICE GROUPING ! … SHAME ABOUT THE DIRECTION ! … OH - NO! NOT UNDER THE BRIDGE …

40. … BORROW YOUR PADDLE PLEASE? … I THINK I SAW ONE MOVE ! OVER THERE - LOOK!

41. PADDLE-MAN TO THE RESCUE !! Silly man’s forgot his boat !

42. … NOW HOW DOES IT GO? …

43. … OH YEAH – THAT’S IT …

44. … DA - DA - DA - DA - DA – DAAH … DA - DA - DA - DA – DAAH … BOOK HIM DANNO …

45. THAT’S GOT THEM BACK UNDER THE BRIDGE …

46. … COME ON CHAPS … MOTOR ENGINES ON … THEY’RE MOVING …

47. … REV IT UP DEAN … I SAW ANOTHER ONE MOVE …

48. … THEY’RE MOVING … THEY’RE MOVING … ARE THEY ???

49. … AND THE EVENTUAL WINNERS ARE …

50. … QUACKERED !! …